༼i-message + real life༽
new message from ***-***-****
hey
hi?
who is this?
it''s vinnie hacker,
i live with blake
i know that...
how'd you get my number
blake gave it to me
of course he fucking did
new contact added: Vincent🧞
anyways...
i have an idea
oh dear
go on???
we should fake date.
vinnie what the fuck?
no way.
this isn't some "to all the boys
i've loved before" bullshit.
this is our lives, not a
netflix original movie.
i know
then, explain
why would you even think that this
could be a good idea???
besides the fact that you're fucking insane
you want to get with Blake, right?
possibly....
don't bullshit me, maxine
goddamn
don't call me maxine, i don't
even fucking know you
but fine
yes
you better not tell a SOUL i fucking
said that
ok, i won't
and i want my fans to lay off a little
so?
why should i care?
because there's nothing blake likes
more than someone who's off limits
trust me, i've seen the girls he
brings to the house
you know what?
