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cardi b enters through a door. she look into room damn she says as she looks at the competition. damn shrek's got a fat ass! she exclaims waply. she frowns realising that shrek probably has a massive wap too. she is angry at this major competition when suddenly.... BEACH EACH LETS GET AWAY AYWEFGHJIG nicki enters room. ew who is that nicki says. ugh cardi b is such a fat whore ass bitch bet her wap is an infection not natural women dry at all times duh says nicki. she flicks her 7 wigs dramatically and sits down in the waiting room. they are auditioning for season 608 of americas got literally no talent at all. uncooly cardi is last to audition out of the various other competitors. like half an hour later many have already gone but cardi remains seated she scrolls through twitter only to find a man rail a nutella jar and she immediately follows the man. when oh no"!!1 """"""""NEXT""""" screams a crusty old cracker. UGJHWDFUG i wasn't even done shoving an entire mango up my asshole says cardi but she shuts the fuck up when she catches an extremely attractive man staring at her like "bruh". shocked by sexy she gets up.

she enters room and damn three judges sat there like lighten up tf you dried up highlighters looking at. she sings a rendition of shiny from moana and leaves. ONE WEEK LATER she recieves letter saying "u fucking failed who even said you can sing dumbass the onceler won". crying. 

she needed revenge on no name ocnerler. she teleports to shrek's sex dungeon and demands answers on how she lost. mike waswokski from depsiclable me 6 says fuck off. meanwhile donkey from shrek eats a dead rodents ass. the dead rodent suddenly reveals itself as the yellow guy from the lorax. FUCK she says as she did call him a rodent outloud. sorry sir she says. he sits there like ... and suddenly disappears. donkey yells at cardi then fucks off somewhere. then shrek approcahes like that rhino from the madagahacr. he says suck my ear cardi say ok. shreks ear taste like a fucking gone off prawn tf vioelently cardi eats shrkes ear when suddenly it falls off. shrek SCREAMS LIKE A SMALL CHILD WITHOUT IPAD cardi says shuddup but then shrek hate crimes cardi and then.

tHEN the sexy man from audtioton appears its actaully the oncelaer. CARDI REALISES THIS AFTER SHREK LITERALLY TOLD HER AND SHE HATES CRIMES HIM. the oncealer goes into cardiac arrest and nearky dies but mike is an ****empath**** an saves him what a g. CARDI IS NOW FUMING THAT MIKE DONE THT AND THAT FAT GREEN BEAN CUNT ISNT DEAD. she summons the power of sky daddie's fat bussy to summon all the people who audiotoned at the show to her backgarden.

in the grass stands the lorax, the onceerler, shrek , lord farquad , mike womakwidoski, nicki minaj, megamind, donkeay and some random crackhead from asda and ofc cardi b. cardi b announces she will delete whoever doesn't consent to her becoming a fucking dictator. she screams £WHOEVER DOES NOT ALLOW ME CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASE TO WIN AMERICAS GOT NO TALENT SEASON 608 WILL BE SHOT£ everyone sits there like ye right mate fucking bluffing innit. then mike dies. literally no one even mourns at all cause who fucking cares but cardi cheers. then she bombs the ocneler he also dies but she then rapes his dead body idk u do u i guess idk????? lord farquad screams this is actually not legal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but cardi just pushed him over so idgaf. nikci eats cardi b's fat vuloemichous lukemia hiv ridden thighs cardi dint even say nothing cuse like egbneghjm,jhytr4345t6yuiy6t543erfghtr this is when suddENLY

((((((((((((liteally only shrek, farwehiuad , nicki , megamind and donk are alive (and cardi ))))) idk where that crackhead went so um nice having u i guess.))))))))))

they all look at each other. cardi liteerlay gives birth and its fucking blue. it looks like a damp cloth but in blue and has one eye in the centre as well as a mouth with drool EVERYWHERE someone kills it and cardi is ok with that cause what. now shrek is unhappy CARDI CHEAT ON me WITH MEGAINDMEIND!!"q£45678!!!!!!!!!! megamind runs and cardi follows. megamind GO *big deep breath intense*

megamind hot sexy incredible wap juicy seductive disirebale inviting naughty spicy arousinf blue eyes are nice. megamind can i suck your fat dick pretty please uwu she asks. uwu yes he replies AND DAMN 0459867685493FT LONG BLUE DICK damnnn. mm tasty carid says and sucjs hus dick for 7 hours.

Unforutnely, cardi developed hiv and died. megamind sucked his own dick to mourn and put a nice photo of cardi on his window sill. lord farquad announces his 7th pregnancy with his wife Doris from shrek and everyone who's actually a fucking live comes and celebrates the fact it gon be a sexy boy""""""1!!!

THE END haha just kidding there's an epilogue