Cat fight

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Girl at school: "Your so ugly! Ugh!
Me: At least I have a face." ⁽⁽٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́)۶⁾⁾
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Girl: Watch out, the trash collector is coming.
Me: "I might be trash, but I have to ask, were you born on a high way? Cause that's where all the accidents happen."
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Girl: Ugh, what are you wearing?"
Me: No, what are you wearing? A mask? No wait, that's just your face."
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If someone's being mean to you, just remember:
Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate.

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