Monster girls x male reader [to tired you deal with it *Remastered Edtion!*]

Remastered Prologue!~

hello! ladies and gentlemen I deiced this book here was due for a bit of a fix-up so am gonna do just that!~ previous this book had a lot of spelling mistakes and I figured considering am now 19 (haha your old ass) I can add a bit of spice to it~ anyway enjoy the book 

Ah yes, the day was bright the sun was beaming its rays of light seeping through the cracks in the currents. currently, a male around the height of eh let's just call him short was sleeping the day away in a bed that was in desperate need of a makeover. the male currently hiding away in hundreds of blankets. rolled around avoiding the sunlight his dyed F/C hair poking out from the covers. 

 sleep contained to be his favourite mistress as he slept happily...only to be woken up by the cruelness of an alarm. sitting up and crawling out of the many blankets his sweaty ass freed himself revealing himself to be wearing nothing but a plain oversized t-shirt and some sweat pants. with barely opened yes he moved his hand around looking for his phone unable to find it. he groaned before lazily shoving his hand around the bedside table before finding the alarm clock...and throwing it at the wall...again.

once it banged on the wall it shut off and the male sighed in happiness as he lowered himself into his hundred blanket bed hopefully being able to sleep the whole day away...well fate decide to be a massive dick and threw their middle finger at him. as alarm clock rang once more. groaning angrily he grumpily got out of his bed walked over to the alarm on his phone and threw it at the floor at had and as fast as supernaturally possibly. and thus breaking it finally shutting it off.

he yawned loudly lazily bumping into walls and walking out of his room. from there he waddled over to a hoodie sitting on his couch dumped it on before walking into his kitchen. 

he quickly brought out one of the hundreds of beers inside the fridge he cracked a can open and decided today was a drinking day. he slowly turned to see a figure sitting at his kitchen counter. he panicked before spitting out the delicious beer all over the floor

???: w-who the fuck are you?! 

the teen fell back and onto the floor, before he looked towards the mysterious stranger only to hear what sounded like a held-back giggle which then turned into full-blown laughter.

???: HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHHAHAAH I I C-CaNt breath! HAHAAHHA!

???: AahhHHHhhhhhhhH! you fucking asshole! don't scare me like that! man fuck you!!

the male cursed loudly before he took another drink from his beer and only to shove what looked like a dirty rag on the floor to soak up the beer mess. at the same time, his kitchen light was turned on only to severally blind the shorter male in the eyes as he fell back on his ass in addition to slipping over the dirty rag from the fucking call of duty WW2 flashbang that was just given to him. 

which only caused the other male in the room to laugh harder and start wheezing from it before he in between his giggles of madness helped his friend up.  

???: honestly, fuji fuck you. 

Fuji Adohira, A good close comrade of our protagonist. Fuji was a dirty blond male with different coloured eyes, he looked around his mid-20s.

"Fuji" in Japanese means suppressed or unique while Ado means "uproar, disturbance, ado" while bits are quite contradicting towardsthis and means "peace". If a Japanese person has actually used this name, it would probably mean "Peace Within Chaos". so in short he being the F/C haired teen just gave it his own meaning which was "suppressed chaos" 

Fuji: you know y/n you could get in a lot of trouble if you were caught drinking at your age~

y/n as he was called, simply grunted before pulling out a drink for Fuji. and in the early morning, they had a cold one to start the day. now, y/n might look like a young "legal shota" according to Fuji when in fact y/n was a raging lunatic with a drinking problem, yeah fuji real shota like if you ask me...anyway back to the actual story at hand, Fuji looked around the home and as per usual was disgusted with y/n home.