Damon: Stefan, he knows Stefan is the better brother and wants you to be happy.
Stefan: Alaric, since you are best friends he always hits on you when him and Damon drink.
Klaus: Rebecca, she is constantly stealing you away when you hang out.
Elijah: Kol, he never hesitates to hit on you to get under Elijah's skin.
Kai: Damon, he fears that your taste in bad boys may lead you to leave him for Damon.
Matt: Elena, with her being in constant danger, you focus more of your time on her rather than Matt.
Tyler: Matt, he always has his eyes on you, even though he knows what Tyler is and can do to him.
Jeremy: Stefan, a vampire and a good guy. Why live one life with Jeremy when you can live an eternity with Stefan?
Alaric: Mason Lockwood, your taste in older men scares him into thinking you will hookup with Mason while he is in town.
Enzo: Damon, any girl who has loved Enzo has also had their fair time with Damon and he feels the friendly emotions they share may be more.
Kol: Elijah, he is the best dressed and most polite brother.
