smooth moves

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so this happened earlier
me and one of my friends who is a guy (i swear bruh i have a lot more guy friends than girls irl but meh )
it was a bit hilarious
i'll be translating it doh

v: may Happy ka pa?
'Do you still have some more 'Happy'?'
(p.s. 'happy' is some peanut nut food shtuff)

me: eto o, happy. -nagsmile nalang-
'Here, I'll give you 'Happy'. -smile-'

-3 seconds of silence-

v: kung 'happy' ka, akin ka na.
'If you really are 'Happy', then can I have you?'

-1 second of me confused af-

me: ha?
'What?'

v: wala.
'Nothing'

then after that my brain repeats everything and i was like 'oohhhhhhh....'
then i laughed like a retarded seal

welcome to my stupidity errbody

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