Inamorata { love shot contest}

Round 3:-I AM AZAKUDAFU

Earth was incredible, unlike my planet this was so much fun, people here where so different, they could actually deliver their thoughts and feelings by actually talking and saying words. People in our planet don't say anything they just look at each other and we understand what they are trying to say which was known as telepathy here. This was so fun but I was the one who couldn't fit in my planet because they had no respect for a beautiful girl like me but here people actually care and I loved it. I had already transferred all the data of earth even thier language into my system. So now I could actually start my earth expedition. MISSION I WANT SOME RESPECT!
   I was standing in the backyard of a house, I had no place to live so I had to break into someone else's house.as I walked towards the back door of the house a boy came out of the door, I was starstruck, he was actually beautiful. He was looking at me with an expression which I had not entered in my system so I couldn't understand.
"Hey what you are doing in my back yard?" He asks.
"I am looking for a house to break in" I say in a robotic tone, he again looked at me with the same look I couldn't understand so I thought to ask him what kind of expression was that
"What do you call the expression you have on your face?" I ask
"Are you crazy?!" He asked who is crazy?
"No I am azakudafu" I say introducing my self. With that he started laughing, I didn't know what was funny, maybe he wanted me to laugh.
"HA HA HA HA" I laughed.
"Is that your name?azaku- what?" He asks still laughing.
"Yes people in my planet call me azakudafu" he again looked at me with that expression.
"Your planet?" He asks. I liked this boy he was so sweet and so cute.
"Yes my planet Aranator" I say, and then his eyes go wide and he backs off retreating into the house. I follow him into the house with a lightning speed.
"What the hell?!" He says as he sees me in his house.
"I want a place to live. Can you please help me" I say, he seemed to be putting on the expression which was called thinking.
"Okay"
   Three hour passed we where talking and he found my things funny but I didn't feel like laughing in any humorous thing he said which he called as jokes. I don't know what was funny about it
How would you say if an Italian chef died?

He pasta away.

Now how was that supposed to be funny. But still I would laugh and he would look at me with an expression which he called weird look. I knew a lot about earth now, they also had a box named television. But then all of a sudden he makes an amusing musical tune, which also had some smell, that was so incredible.
"What was that tune?" I ask
"Uh...nothing what are..re you talk...taking about?" I don't why he started talking I'm some foreign language repeating words.
"That musical tune with a smell" I say he looks at me and then he starts laughing again.
"It is called fart, I just farted and that smell was the bad smell along my fart" he says between his laugh, I found that interesting.
"That is so cool can you make that sound again" I say. He again puts a weird look on his face. Then he shows me a picture. It was a picture of two grey Aliens, one a lady with a hat and other a man with glasses and suit.there was a UFO hovering over a house behind thier back.
"Is that what people look like in your planet?" He asked.
"No they look like you but this is a very funny drawing I am going to keep it" I say putting it in my bag. Within a few more hours we became something which he called as friends. Two people who know each other. I told him about the technologies we use on our planet and also gave him a radio. It was a special radio with radio waves which could travel across space this could help us talk and stay in touch. He accepted it and in return gave me a books of jokes.
"You should probably brighten your sense of humor so that next time you come here you would actually find those jokes funny" I nod maybe me not laughing at his joke was something serious so I kept it.
It was time for me to go now. I had fun here and decided to come back again the next day which was 5 years span according to earth. When I was about to board my ship, he looked really sad I walked up to him. One thing I learned in earth was emotions . I wanted to deliver emotions.
"Won't you tell me another joke before I go?" I ask he stretches his lips into a curve which he called was a smile.
"Of course,
Judge: why are you arrested?
Boy: I went shopping early
Judge: that's not a crime when did you go?
Boy: before the shop opened" he started laughing, though I didn't find it funny I made the ha ha noise which he called was laughing. He smiled and with that I turned around to leave but he surprised me by hugging and kissing me on my lips. He said that he loved me and that this gesture was done to express it so I hugged him back and kissed him to. He said he would wait for me to comeback. I nod and then sit on my ship to go back to the place I came from.