Real Magic

Chapter 12: Mexico Norway China

"We are goin Drinking around the World in EPCOT."

Santana had no idea what Puck was talking about since she hadn't wasted any time doing research like Berry. She was shocked that Puck had wasted his time when he spent almost all of his free time getting drunk and sleeping with housewives. Although if he was worried enough about drinking while here she supposed he might have thought it was important enough to look up.

"How are we gonna go around the world? We don't have a hot air balloon."

She couldn't help but smile at Brittany and her typical confusion about the world. Santana wished that they could make-up so that she wasn't so alone. Last night having to sleep on opposite far ends of the bed instead of cuddling was bad enough, but she had spent hours today alone, being forced to talk to Puck, and she couldn't take it anymore.

"Brittany, what Noah is referring to is a drinking game that occurs in this theme park, where participants go from one country to the next and consume one alcoholic beverage at each of the eleven countries."

"Oh... We should totally do that then!"

"Brittany! We most certainly should not participate! Not only would we be breaking Mr. Schuester's trust, but we would also be breaking the law!"

Santana wondered what Quinn saw in Berry that made her think that dating the diva would be worth it. Santana hoped that the stick jammed up Berry's ass would make her job breaking them up easier, but Q was so off balance since Beth that she probably liked it.

"C'mon Berry, it's a once in a lifetime experience and it'll work twice as well for our team bonding than you and Baby Mama huddling away in your private friendship circle all day."

Santana smirked at Puck's subtle maneuvering of Berry into position for her to agree. If they didn't participate and hung back on their own it might cause Frankenteen to question their 'special' friendship.

Unfortunately Toyota had to speak up, "Puck, how we gonna even get alcohol? We ain't 21 white boy."

"Chill girl, I've got a fake and I know I'm not the only one."

Santana knew that was true, since she, Brittany and Quinn all brought them too. If she had to guess she would expect the other football players to have them, with Artie being the obvious exception. Finn might not either since he had spent so much time around Berry in the last year.

"Noah, what good does your ID do anyone else... not that we should use it anyway!"

""Cuz, my fellow Jew, you're allowed to buy two drinks per ID, so we should have plenty for everyone."

Santana knew that other than Berry, everyone was seriously considering and even favoring Puck's suggestion. She was all for it if it got her mind off of Brit, or made the blonde forget that she was planning on breaking their best friend's heart.

It wasn't long before everyone began to agree leaving Rachel and Quinn on an island. It wasn't terribly surprising to see her friend lean in and whisper to the diva, followed by slow and wary acceptance coming over her face. "Fine, Noah! I will participate in your hoodlum activity as long as I am allowed to have Quinn as my drinking partner, using her ID."

"No problem babe. I'm gonna roll with my boy Artie since he's ID-less, but we need to figure it out so everyone is covered."

"Me and Tina will use my ID." Santana thought it was redundant that Other Asian even mentioned it since everyone could see it coming.

The next pairing did shock Santana, as Sam said, "I'll pair up with Kurt if he doesn't have an ID."

Santana guessed that it had shocked fairy boy too, since he took several seconds to squeak out a, "Sure." She would've thought that Sam and his football butt-buddy Finn would go together, but maybe those giant lips were good for what Kurt had hoped at the beginning of the year.