Angel and Erentard went to school together. Everyday they had the same classes together. One day rumors had gone around that Angel and Erentard were having a gay relationship. Angel had never thought about Erentard in a romantic way, but little did Angel know, Erentard had loved Angel for the past 3 years. They walked home everyday because they were neighbors. On a bright Tuesday morning Angel woke up surrounded by his collection of dildos. Every weekend Angel had been pretending to be someone called Aregano and would go to the mall to buy dildos. He had a wild night last night with two girls named Cas and Daya. He wiped all of the semen off of his face and sad "shit that tastes good". Angel got ready for school and while he was walking to school with erentard, erentard says "c-can we h-hold hands?", Angel replies "FUCK NO BITCH FAGGOT ASS BAD HAIRLINE HEADASS BITCH FAGGOT ASS african american brother" and slaps erentard. Angel goes on his phone to check on his shitty ass tiktok account. "I am such a god" he says. They arrive at school and Angel and Erentard meet up with the down syndrome kid BeingWater. Beingwater says "duuhgufh duhduhdh", hes very retarded. Eren tard says "are you in love with anybody" in his kawaii voice. Angel says "fuck no, love is a genjutsu🤓" After school is done, Angel and erentard walk home from school and when they say goodbye, erentard goes in for a kiss. Angel leans in and starts using his tounge. They make out vigorously for 5 minutes. Erentard collapses, he drowned in angels saliva. Angel brings erentards dead body to his house and shoves dildos up erentards ass. The end