here I was at the station ready for my "kill count" to be shown.
I(I is izuku just fed up with writing it) so assmight whatcha think my kill count is ey.
AM: it's over nine thousand. your just a monster a demon of the worst of sorts I can't believe I called you my son once.
I: well I think your just a man with an extreme god complex. wasn't God supposed to be forgiving, not cruel? oh, and wasn't he ya know meant to be in charge of the punishment, not you. oh and if I murdered over 9000 people where are the bodies surely there would be some oh and what about the news they eat this up like a hungry bear surely they would write about this.
AM: you hid the bodies and proof well young demon.
I: surely there would be missing person cases which would be publicised ey.
AM: ... --- ...
I: really morse is that all you can think of.
AM: shut it where here now.
I: way to change the subject so you don't realize how outlandish you are.
C1(C=cop 1 is the way to differentiate between them) hey All might watcha got there ey.
AM: some bio-terrorist scum who wants to prove he hasn't killed anyone.
C1: well tsukauchi isn't here so I will have to do. my quirk is the ability to see all of someone's memories and digest it in a quick amount of time.
AM: get going we have to give him to the D.U.P as soon as possible.
C1: yea yea ill get going btw my name is Koyama Hitomi. (hope you get the reference)
14-minute timeskip:
K(K=Koyama Hitomi) *pukes*
AM: were the murders that gruesome. that's it your coming with me. *grabs Izuku harshly*
K: wait no he's innocent it was hard to find because his mind is a mess but he is innocent *izuku disappears without them noticing*
AM: but that doesn't change the fact that he's a dirty sinner bio-terrorist.
K: And we will arrest him for WAIT HE'S GONE "yes he can finally complete his dream without it running away"
scene change
"thank god I got away wait where am i"