I fucking snapped because the ship names (and lack of) in this community has greatly disappointed me
So I made them myself
(This is a joke book, go have fun doing your own shit lmao)
(Note from 5/7/2021: Woolf is a minor, I suggest to NOT ship him...
The reason behind the existence of school girl Socks is quite simple
You can probably see why I wore the 'Unless you're British' part I also may or may not have p a r t l y started a thing on Twitter where Socks has a thing for Brits