If anyone went to the open field in a Minecraft world, they would have seen an enderman, not just any enderman, but a very tall, muscular, SCrUmPTiOUs enderman that was not like the rest. While all of his enderman pals would walk around, grab grass and other blocks, not him. And his name was Bill.
Bill would grab them, take them to his secret domain, and have a collection of them. He would line them all up and just look at them. He would stare at them with his purple eyes. But one caught his eye.
His oldest block, the one that has been with him for the last 7 years. And it still looked the same, no dead grass, it still looked healthy, even though he did not water them. So Bill kept looking at it and just kept staring for a solid 30 mins.
Until, suddenly, the grass of block, was no longer a block, but it was another enderman. But, no, it was not an enderman, for it was an enderwoman, named Marie (basic ass white name but that is the point). She explained the story of how she was sick of everyone from their race being man, so she decided to be different.
They talked, and talked, and talked until they had talked for 7 days straight about everything in their life. Of course, they talked hin Bill's secret bunker so that they would not get harmed by rain.
But remember, Marie has been a grass block for a while, so she is very horny, so they did the do after they knew everything about the other.
There is an issue you see, and that is that sperm is mostly water, and endermen are harmed by water. So, after one round, Bill didn't want to get Marie knocked up ya know? so, he cumed on her chest. But, it stung. It stung real bad.
Marie couldn't believe it, how could he? How could he hurt her? So she left. After the seven years that she had watched from after, and after the week that they had spent talking, she left him.
Marie has now found a new husband, he is the owner of an enderman bookstore, and they have adopted 2 lovely children that they found on the street, and Marie gave birth to her son. The son that she had with Bill.
THE END EDEN PUBLISH THE NEXT SNAKE BITE CHAPTER DONT BE SHY GIVE US MORE MELODY
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