A few words from the author: This story is a work in progress and is on purposely wrote bad due to it trying to be a childrens book and wattpad will not allow my to post the illustrations for each paragraph.
HOPE YOU ENJOY ;)
Chapter one
Hi, the names Fat Ass. Well thats not my real name but it's what i've been called since i was five. My real name is Phil Largeside.
School has been very hard, nobody likes me. Well who would? Maybe it's because i weigh fourteen stone and am only nine years of age..
I'm no good at P.E. The teacher Mr.McAwesome shouts at me all the time to run faster, and i try my very best! Honestly i do!...but all the sweat weighs me down.
I've tried everything to lose weight from doing absolutely nothing to a minor diet of no fruit and veg...It just doesnt work!
My mummy says that i'm still growing and am a 'handsome young man'. Although all the girls at school seem to only see me as a trampoline..
I hate Germit! He's this bully at school who walks around with his gang making my life hell! He calls me names like ' Fatty boom boom' and 'cream cake' * It really upsets me because im trying so very hard to lose weight. I've lost two pounds in a year so im doing pretty great!
I LOVE CHOCOLATE!
But the only thing I have eaten this morning is a fried egg, a pound of bacon and several sausage rolls... I have cut down a lot lately and now do half a push up every two days...
IM AWESOME!!!
*mmmm...Cream Cake...
