A/N: Okay, I saw a sneak peek for Season 4, and I immediately had to write. This is a possibility, so don't count on it actually happening. This is just my take on if we ever get this far. Please comment your thoughts.
The kwamis and Marinette, plus Y/N chilling in the mind palace, walk into Marinette's room, Fu's beautiful painting in hand, only to see a bald man with giant eyebrows holding the Miracle box, Barkk, and a staff.
"I told you I had a bad feeling." Barkk frowns.
Y/N immediately jumps off the couch in fear. She didn't realise how far they've gotten into the series.
"Why do you own the Miracle box, young lady?" The man asks.
Marinette pales as she looks at where the box was hidden, but now isn't.
"Who are you?" Marinette asks, her eyes narrowing in anger.
Tikki floats in front of Marinette before she can take more than two steps forward.
"This is great-master Zhu-han, the great guardian of the Miracle box!" Tikki explains.
Marinette, utterly baffled, frowns, "But I'm the guardian..."
Barkk flies out of Zhu-han's hand as Tikki continues, "He was responsible for the box before the incident caused by Master Fu!"
"Y/N? Help!"
Y/N cracks her neck as she steps into the controls. Time to share again.
"How did you find me? I doubt you know how to use a phone well enough to ask google." Marinette frowns.
Zhu-han answers, pointing his staff at Marinette, "The guardian's sceptres have a compass which are capable of finding all the Miracle Boxes."
"Seriously?! That's not fair! Why didn't I get a sceptre?" Marinette asks.
Zhu-han frowns, "Because you're not a real guardian! This is all just a misunderstanding and the improper form of the box proves it!"
"Listen, Zhu-han, I don't understand. Master Fu entrusted me with it, keeping it out-"
Zhu-han interrupts, "Fu? As in Wang Fu? Also known as chicken legs?"
Y/N internally growls at this adult. She didn't exactly like Fu herself, considering he wasn't the smartest, but she doesn't want to stand for this crap from a supposed master.
"The student who was not able to not eat for a day or do a thousand finger push-ups?" He continues, shocking Marinette.
"Okay, I can make us do that first one. I just need no distractions other than you, Nettie." Y/N frowns.
"Fu should not have become a guardian, this wastrel had never fulfilled the hope we had seen in him."
Marinette frowns, "Master Fu did make mistakes when we was young, but he bravely protected the box for over a hundred years, while all of you were dead! The only reason you're here now is because of the Miraculous Cure. He even sacrificed himself and wiped out his memory to save us, and now he's a fantastic painter!"
"You mean this old man is Chicken legs?!" Zhu-han exclaims.
Y/N takes over completely and grabs Zhu-han's shirt, growling, "Call him Chicken Legs again and you will see just how dangerous I can get, Eyebrows!"
Zhu-han removes her hand as he looks around the room in worry.
"Wait... A few Kwami's are missing!" Zhu-han exclaims, looking concerned.
Marinette sighs, "I'm afraid that when I got the Miracle box, Nooroo, Duusu, and the butterfly and peacock Miraculous were already lost."
Zhu-han asks, "He also lost a few Miraculous?! He's way more incompetent than I thought!" His eyebrows widen in worry, "Plagg! Young lady, where is Plagg?!"
Marinette smiles, "Oh, that I do know. He's with Cat Noir!"
"And who is Cat Noir?" Zhu-han frowns.
Y/N sighs, "Nettie, sorry, but I have to do this."
"Well, Zhu-han, I'm afraid that information has not been divulged to Marinette since we need to keep our identities secret. Don't worry, Plagg is safe with a guy that can provide him all the camenbert he wants. Hi, nice to meet you, I'm the second soul residing in Marinette's body, Y/N. Although, if you threaten Marinette, I will not hesitate to drag you out by your ear."
Zhu-han narrows his eyes at Marinette as his eyebrows raise, only to land on Marinette's earrings. He sits on the chaise lounge, seemingly depressed.
"So this is the modern world, protected by some reckless fools. Guardian's are not allowed to wear Miraculouses!" Zhu-han sighs. He grips his head, continuing, "A few Miraculous are missing and Plagg is flying completely free around? This is exactly what ended the dinosaurs and dragons, is no one unsettled by this?!" He then slams his staff into the ground, causing a few gasps from the kwamis. "That's it! Come on, Kwamis. Back into the box!"
The kwamis exchange sad looks as they all, minus Tikki, float into the openings of the box.
"What are you doing?!" Marinette exclaims.
Zhu-han pulls out a book as he puts the Miracle Box into his bag.
"I will remind you of a few important rules that you have violated. Rule 14; "Kwami's must not live outside the box"." He flicks through a few pages to land on another rule. "Rule 52; "Guardian's must never lose a Miraculous"!" He flicks through the pages again. "Rule 133; "Guardian's must never, under any circumstances, wear a Miraculous"!"
Marinette frowns, "But Master Fu wore one himself! And how the hell were we supposed to know about these rules when you've all been dead for the past 170 years?!"
Zhu-han exclaims, "This proves what I've been saying all this time! Niether you nor Fu are capable of being Guardians! Because not one of you have respected the rules of our order. Not to mention Kwamis should not be owned by a child! They are extremely powerful, Cosmical creatures! It's important to be able to control them, and you are clearly not!"
Marinette frowns in sadness when Y/N takes over. Screw morals and respect, this Zhu-han needs to be put in his place.
"Listen here, Zhu-han! We weren't given a bloody choice in the matter! We weren't taught these rules like you and Fu were! How can we respect rules if we don't know the rules?! Marinette may be a child, but I'm not! You and your "order" treat these cosmic creatures like slaves! Yes, they need to be controlled, but not the way you are! Both Nettie and I are put under stress of keeping up THREE lives, Attack-Eyebrows! We have to keep the Miraculous hidden from Hawk Moth, the person you SHOULD be hunting down who is ABUSING his kwamis, Nooroo and Duusu! Also, there's the fact Nettie has to keep up her teenage life, which involves designing for a few celebrities, random taking care of taking another person's kid, keeping up with the "Perfect little student who can't fail because if she does, everyone calls her SELFISH" just because she can't keep up the demands of her parents, teachers, kwami, or PARIS IN GENERAL BECAUSE OF BEING LADYBUG! In case you haven't noticed, Eyebrows, Paris is under attack by a Miraculously powered supervillain, and the only way to keep Paris, AND THE WORLD, safe is to be Ladybug who fixes BLOODY EVERYTHING, while remembering seeing people DYING! We've seen people frozen in ice, burnt to a crisp, turned into XP, drowned, stabbed, and YOU have the AUDACITY to come into our life and act like WE'RE the ones responsible for DESTROYING THE ENTIRE WORLD?!?!" Y/N growls.
Zhu-han goes to say something when Y/N picks him up by his collar with superhuman strength supported by the power of the Miraculous.
"I don't care who you are, I don't care where you come from, but you come into Nettie's only safe place just to attack her like this, and you deal with me. You could've offered to teach us how to be proper guardians, but you DIDN'T! Now give me back the bloody box before I send you through the HELL we've had to endure for the past few years!" Y/N growls.
A/N: Now, Again, this is just my take on it. What do you think? Please comment and vote!
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FanfictionY/N. You know the girl. Used to be the biggest fan of Miraculous. Until it slowly went downhill. She writes her own fanfics of how she thinks the show should've gone, you know, a normal coping mechanism. Until one day, she wakes up, and she's stuck...
