Random Oneshots

An Accident (Requested) (Fem Y/N)

This is going to be a platonic oneshot thank you @Rugratsfan101 for requesting this story.
Y/N is Petunia's Granddaughter. Enjoy! (I'll be giving a shoutout to whoever requests unless you don't want me too)
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*This happens a few months after the war with 'no nose man and his gang'*

;y/n POV;

"Grandma!" I said while walking into the kicthen, Petunia turned around to my call "Yes?" She's gotten way better from when Harry was here, she even divorced Grandfather Vernon.

I looked at the calender and smiled "remember that picnic we planned a few weeks ago" I asked, She nodded slowly at me. I told her that it was today that we had plan the picnic for.

I looked back at her, she seemed excited about the picnic "can I help making the food?" I asked happily "of course no need to ask" she replied, smiling

we spent the next hour getting the food and picnic basket ready 'which was really exhausting'. We had picked the location and everything so after putting everything in the picnic basket she had bought we started to walk there.

"Wow this is a beautiful spot" I ask in awe "I used to sit up here sometimes so I thought it would be nice" she replied

"(Y/N) can you put out the blanket please" she asked while putting down the basket "oh, sure grandma!" I answered while laying out the blanket on the grassy field. After getting the blanket to stay on the ground we sat placing the food on the blanket in a beautiful manner.

I picked up the bowl of strawberries and started eating them "Don't finish them all in one go" petunia said to me quickly, I nodded with my mouth full of strawberries. The few hours went by like it was nothing, this was our bonding time. Just a grandma and her granddaughter hangout at a picnic

"That was delicious!" I said

"Well don't forget that you help-" she was suddenly cut off by a noise, she looked around to try and see what it was until

"Oh excuse me" I said trying to hold in my laughter

She looked at me with a flaming burning for competition "well I can do better then that!" She farted and suddenly got up claiming herself as the victor

"Uh Pfft- g-grandma you have-" I tried to tell her what was on her clothes she wore but couldn't stop myself from laughing,

She looked down and fast enough she covered it with her hands and slowly but duck like walked to the public restroom, at the point when she was about 3 feet away it started slipping down "BAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I laughed out loud she waddled even quicker making it even funnier. By the time she had gotten back it was sunset and I was still laughing once she came out

"It's not funny, we have to go home so I can get cleaned up" she said to me in embarrassment, I was crying of laughter but still had enough human (cause you sounded like a demon while laughing) to nod at her,

Narrator

They both gathered all the stuff and went home, after Petunia got cleaned up they sat at home talking and reading books together before turning off the lights and heading off to bed "goodnight grandma"

"Goodnight (y/n)"

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I'm done this is my first chapter so hopefully you guys like it! This chapter has 585 words

Thank you for reading this chapter!