Well here we go again another bull shit ass story about how some nerd flips her life around. Maybe how the ugly girl who is lowkey cute as hell make a big transformation. Or even how the quiet/shy girl get the bad boy or jerky jock.
Sorry to disappoint this will be nothing like that at all. This is just simply a book written out of pure boredom and a wild ass imagination. So let get started...... we dont have that many characters maybe just six. So allow me to intoduce the main character bare with me.
Intro
"Shame on me for changing no no no shame on you for staying the same"~Jhene Akio (Spotless Mind)
I've never been more high in my life until I smoke alone in my bathroom one September night back in my freshman year. I rolled my first jay hit it all by myself and I was higher then life. I guess that feeling wears off kinda slowly and it really sucks when reality sents in.
My name is Joanna I'm 17 and a junior. I have absolutely no chance at finding a boyfriend probably because I waste my time being high all the damn time. I guess you can call me a loner I dont really hang with people cause I really like the feeling of not being stabbed in the back so I walk with my back toward my wall. I dont really have much to say about myself I never do, all I know is if you smell weed all you have to do is look down your hallway and see me the girl who forever wears the bucket hats (me). Half the time when I go to school I sit alone and think about how much weed I'm gonna smoke when I get home and how good my food is gonna taste.
Joanna's POV
My mom gave me this dumb ass alarm clock rag that won't shut off unless I stand up. I wake up every morning at 7am, wake and bake then get dressed and ready for school. Today I thought about wearing a dress but as usual I just said fuck it and grabbed my black and white joggers, some J's, white shirt, and a bucket hat because I'm to lazy to do my hair.
"Ann you up? " asked my mom
"Sadly" I replied
"Girl you better hush up with all that sad talk and be happy god gave you life, and what is that smell you better no be smoking that devil herb in my house" she said scooping out my room.
Lucky for me I put everything in a safe behind the borad in my closet. But it still doesnt mask the smell of it im my room since I only have one window and ran out of air freshener.
"Im not mom its probably from outside as usual" I said reassuring her.
"Let me find any I'm gonna wear you ass out, dont think you to big to catch these hands lil girl mama still got them hands" she said holding her fist up as she walked out my room.
My mom knows I smoke weed but always makes a big deal out of it. I remember when she first caught me she didn't do anything but yell at me for 2 days then tried to tell me it was a gateway drug. I've never smoked weed then suddenly wanted to smoke crack or sniff cocaine, when I smoke I just want to smoke some more. I swear the bullshit parent tell us about drugs are crazy, plus weed isn't a drug its a plant for all she know I might be a vegetarian. ( If you are a vegetarian who just so happens to smoke weed tell them its apart of your diet.)
I grabbed my coat and headed to the bus stop high and hungry as hell. I sat on the bench smiling unknowingly like a completely dumb ass. I sat alone listening to music with my eyes close whwn suddenly I felt a light tap on my shoulder. I open my eyes only to see a girl standing infront of me smiling at me.
"Can I help you? " I asked sitting up
"Are you selling? Because you smell good as fuck." She asked giving me this flirtatious look.
I leaned back and shut my eyes and shook my head no. I turn my music up and sat solidly. I could still feel the girl standing infront of me. I opened my eyes and of course she was standing there with her arms crossed poking out her bottom lip in a baby like pout.
"Look I dont sell weed I just smoke I can give you my weedmans number if you really wanna smoke what im smoking , ight" I said scrolling through my contacts
" Or you can give me yours and I'll put up and just smoke with you at ny house. Ill buy food and snack and we can watch a movie." She said flipping her hair.
I'll admit if I was a lesbian she qould be my type. She has the look i would most likely go for in a girl anyway. She's short with perky boobs, curvey with thick tight. Not to mention that she had curly hair, light skin, and the cutest freckles I've seen on a girl in a long time.
"Sorry I'm not into girls" I said sadly
"How would you know if you never tried to expand you options I thought I wasnt and still think im not so lets just say I'm bi-curious" she said sitting down next to me.
"Nope I'm pretty sure I like penis thank you" I said moving slightly away from her.
"Come on give a chance, and if you really dont like me or girls we can just be friends" she placed her hand on my knee
"One date thats it and don't try anything either" I said standing up
"Number please" she handed me her phone and I punched in my number
"My name is Joanna" I added
"Draya" she said with a laugh
I walked to the crib as my bus pulled up at my stop. I took on last look a Draya and hoped that she wouldnt be somebody I would regret meeting.
I walked into the school and was instantly slapped by all the smells of high school. It kiinda smell like a forever lingering fart smell mixed with scented lotions, perfume, and cologne, a bitter sweet that could make you sick to your stomach. I stood in the one of the three lines to go through the metal detectors. I waited for a good 5 minutes before I could go through and of cause I always get fulled for the random wand down everyday even though I never get in trouble.
I walked to my locker with this droll smile on my face. I dont know why bout the thought of that girl Draya made me kinda excited to check my phone later. I sat through my whole first period class hoping that she would text me soon. I got to give her something she had courage and a hell of a lot of charm and she was real cute. By the time lunch time came my high had already wore of and I was back to the same plain face me. God I cant stand any of these damn bitches they make me sick.
