Sitting here. Breathing heavily. I cant hold on no more. push and pushin it out. my red face. bitting my bottom lip.
If i didnt regret it then . well I do now
Fuck. And I just finished taking a shower. Hell the steamy hot water plus the sudden realization of my farts started to slip out of my hairy butt cheeks.
AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! THE DAMN SWEAT GOT IN MY EYE !!!
I bet this is how they do them wactha call them rituals um its um damn it its on the tip off my togue...... giving birth?
Ima die. Dammit I dont wanna to die like Elvis. Fuck Elvis. Well i thnk this is goodbye:
Dear fam,
Im wriiting to you on the toilet paper written in my shit. because there is now pen in my pocket. Anyways Mom Dad I love you. To my little sis, stop hanging out with stacy cuz stacy be giving me looks and word in the street she be doing te nasty. At least dont end up like her. To my little bro, Stop being a little bitch. take a bottle of viagra and go up to your crush and whip it out. Let the girl know you mean business.
sincerely,
ME
PS
DELETE MY HISTORY.
OW SHIT HERE IT COMES FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
*sigh* a sudden shudder crawled from my butt hole up my spine *
haha painted the bowl brown with the a slight greenness in sprinkled in there
*wiped and flush *
Went outside to hang with the neighbor, hugged her just to wipe my fingers. (the sink is busted)
and Publish
