smuts for things that shouldn't be smuts

kidnapped by one direction (completely original idea)

The grocery store was busy today. you wore black skinny jeans and a flannel longsleeve and beanie. people passed buy you Grabbing things off shelfs and walking around but you didnt really pay attention you were too shy and quirky for that so you stood alone in the macaroni ile until you heard a familiar voice oh i know its harry styles 

harry looked at you and stared into your glitsnining purple orbs (you have alexandria's genesis) "y/n what are you doing here!!?!" "s-s-ssorry Mr. Harry sir i didn't mean to bother" you said quivering in your ugg boots . he was so hot O M G "haha" he chuckled, "you aren't a bother" suddenly he grabbed your wrist and whisked you away into his minivan. ONE DIRECTION WAS THERE! their my idols i seriously love them so much o m g "your our little slut now" said niall, who chloroformed you're face and tied you up. 

O M G  you thought i'm really being kidnapped by one direction!?! i cant beilevie this!1<  "all right then y/n luv" said louis "were taking you back to our apratnemt innit luv xx" 

time skip

u woke up in a cold room and flinched as your eyes hurt from to the spotlight shining directly into your gliisbtneg purple orbs. you tried to move but your arms were tied to the wall with chains and you're legs were being held down by an heavy weight .  it was liam payne??!!?!? "l-l-liam what are y-y-you doing???!?!" you said scared but also kinda turned on. he just did the fuckboy face and kept holding onto your feet <3 he smelled like fresh axe spray aaah my favorite scent and his hair looked so fluffy. then he kissed you're knees and took off his shirt revealing his 13 pack abs and you gasped and then he took off his pants and layed down next to you and kissed you which is how sex works if you didnt know and you were so happy even though you couldn't move  and the spotlight was kind of blindingbecause you're arms were chained and one diretction kidnapped u "y/n wasn't that sex jolly good xx" he said 

And then harry came in and also had sex with you which made you blush so hard like bella in twilight O M G "h-h-h-harry" you stuttutred over your words because you were overwelmed. "yes slut?" he said, once again staring into your purple orbs. "i-i-i-i-i- love you" you said and he kissed you're foot and said "i kiss you're foot cuz i love you" and then you were in love

time skip

soon you finnally got to see they're apartment, which was mostly empty except for a bedroom for louis and harry LARRY FOREVER and the picture of zayn on the wall I MISS YOU ZAYN 😭😭😭😭 niall who was kind of the brat of the group kept dragging you around the apartnment by the wrists which kind of made you upset but whatever its one direction and you loved them so but u kinda missed your dad at least he didnt drag u around the appartment anyways then the boys made you lunch , scrambled eggs and a biscuit (actually its a cookie bc in england biscuits our cookies) 

and sat down next to u at the small folding table and they ate to, niall had toast ,liam had gingersnaps he loves gingersnaps and louis and harry giggled and held hands then suddenly the boys started to hum, and then to sing. ONE DIRECTION WAS SINGING TO U!?!?!?! their voices sounded so angelic they harmonized so well 

liam: your insecure...

you screamed AHHHHH because its one direction and u were so ecited you couldn't believe your idols were singing to u "SHUT UP SLUT" said harry "YEAH SHUT UP INNIT LUV XX" said louis and then they kissed bc LARRY FOREVER you cried a little and hid your face behind your black scene bangs embarrassed why did they yell at you :( they're so mean O M G  "WHAT SLUT?!?! SAY IT XX" said niall who grabbed your face and shook it you stuttered out "i-i-i think i wannna go home" you kept crying as the boys stared at you in confused why did you want to go home? theyre one direction :/

 suddenly the boys had a change of heart and gathered around you

 louis said "all right then we're sorry luv xx" and poured you a glass of orange jucie 

also harry said "yeh we didnt mean to :'-( and then gave u a high five harry loves high fives

 they're warm hugs were like a big blanket and they took you to the bathroom and wiped your tears with the extra soft charmin toilet paper and then u looked in the mirrorr and O M G it turns out u are jojo siwa!!!?!

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a/n: part 2 coming latter!?!?!?

comment your favorite color and favorite part of the book in the comment section XD L O L 

Hoppefully ill be able to update again soon but my mom takes my phone cuz i dont pay attention in my maths class 😭😭😭😭 4th grade is hard guyz i swear

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fr a/n:

i hope yall enjoyed lol it isn't really smut and it doesnt really fit the vibe of the rest of the stuff in this book but it was rlly fun to write 

inspo from all of the various weird one direction fanfics and also trapped in a island with josh hutcherson which is a literary masterpiece

dedicated to and written for my ex  i know how much u clearly love harry <3