Context:
Tommy and Tubbo get married and Tubbo dumps ranboo
(ALL JOKE I KNOW THEY ARE MINORS ITS MEANT TO BE SET IN THE DSMP STORYLINE K?)
(AND THIS IS WEIRD AF SO PLS LEAVE IF YOU DONT WANNA SEE ME LOOSE MY SANITY AS I WRITE THIS THEN LEAVE)
"TUBBO PLEASE YOU BITCH"
"HMMMMMM BUT WHAT ABOUT MICHEAL?"
"Tubbo I got the-"
Ranboo walked in and saw tommy in one hand with a bee in a sprite bottle in hand "Tubbo?"Ranboo said looking at Tubbo with worried eyes "Ranboo my beloved I'm sorry..."Tubbo started eating a bee and ran into Tommy torso first.
"POGGERS BITCH ASSSS"tommy yelled licking the gum off the floor
"TOMMY MY FATHER"Tubbo ran around in circles like a cockroach also screaming in agony as he bit his neck off.
Wtf did I write this you may ask.
It's my birthday and I'm loosing sanity as school has restarted and only two of my friends like dream SMP (they are quite POGGERS we scream lmanburg anthem lyrics as we run to victory in a game)but I'm still loosing my sanity and needed something to mess write with lmao
