Police=P
Boy=BP: Where do you live?
B: With my Parents.
P: Where do your parents live?
B: With me.
P: Where do you all live?
B: We all live together.
P: Where's your house?
B: Next to my neighbors house.
P: Where is your neighbors house?
B: If i told you, you wouldn't believe me.
P: Tell me.
B: Next to my house.
Police ragequits and hangs up.