Her: *mumbles something about batteries*
Me: huh?
Her: *sits up*
Her: it shreds my words so I call it the shredder?
Me: what??
Her: *drinks water and goes back to sleep*
Shredder
Her: *mumbles something about batteries*
Me: huh?
Her: *sits up*
Her: it shreds my words so I call it the shredder?
Me: what??
Her: *drinks water and goes back to sleep*