Another Want

I want a nerd boy

Somebody funny

Someone obsessed

With the original trilogy

He’d get my jokes

Might even laugh

Nerd boys

Are just where it’s at.

Am I asking too much?

Just overthinking?

Narrowing it down 

To slimmer pickings?

I don’t care

Though I prob’ly should.

Be mine forever?

I just know he would.

I know it sounds strange

But I really don’t care

How much money he makes

Or his color of hair.

We’d be in love

Our love won’t quit.

Watchin’ “Addams Family”

To laugh at cousin It.

He’d be great at English

Science and math.

Tuesday nights 

We’d give our dogs a bath.

He’d have glasses 

That were actu’lly prescription.

Know his way 

Around a decent kitchen.

So

In conclusion

According to this song

I guess I’m losing.

‘Sides the Vlogbrothers

Boys aren’t like this.

My nerd boy

Simply does not exist.