I want a nerd boy
Somebody funny
Someone obsessed
With the original trilogy
He’d get my jokes
Might even laugh
Nerd boys
Are just where it’s at.
Am I asking too much?
Just overthinking?
Narrowing it down
To slimmer pickings?
I don’t care
Though I prob’ly should.
Be mine forever?
I just know he would.
I know it sounds strange
But I really don’t care
How much money he makes
Or his color of hair.
We’d be in love
Our love won’t quit.
Watchin’ “Addams Family”
To laugh at cousin It.
He’d be great at English
Science and math.
Tuesday nights
We’d give our dogs a bath.
He’d have glasses
That were actu’lly prescription.
Know his way
Around a decent kitchen.
So
In conclusion
According to this song
I guess I’m losing.
‘Sides the Vlogbrothers
Boys aren’t like this.
My nerd boy
Simply does not exist.
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Another Want
PoetryA goofy song/poem I wrote a few days ago. *shrugs* Might as well, right?