YFM ONESHOTS!!!! 😭

uh.. ok? (puff x humbert)

(yes i know they literally are the same person just that they look a little different the thing is i only know three ships and i wanted to spice it up)

~puff pov~

"What do you think it does?" Banater said.

"whAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT DOES FUCKING STUPID IDIOT" I raged at ben.

Bean-a-tour was all upset so he walked away.

It was a time machine.

None of us really knew it at first, but now everyone one of us EXCEPT Barneytar. "🅱️enatar is uneducated"

"We know, axolotl, we know"

Thejay was trying to fix the machine.

"Deejay are you ok?" Axel said.

A little "yea" was all the reply we got back. He was fixing it from the inside, so I was quite worried at first. "I got something working in here!" I heard coming from the inside of the machine.

"Really?!?!" I was super excited. I ran over to see, that yes, he did have something working. Infact, he had the whole machine working. Banertear was far away so I called his name. He came back here to see that the machine was working. "Should we go in?" I asked my besties. They all said yes, so in we went. "Where are- well I should say when are you going to?" "Hmm, I vote for us to go to a couple of months ago, when we were all happy, and I didn't have to sing as much" Barbecue said. "Benatar, can you shut up for five minutes," I said, but honestly I thought that was a good idea. "You know what Puff? I think for once Benatar actually has a good idea" Alexis said. "Yeah puff!" Doorway said. "Ok, ok, we'll go there."

I felt a woosh.

It was way louder than the joke flying over my head.

And finally,

We ended up there.

We were in an actual studio, I was shocked. I kinda forgot almost everything we did back then. One thing I never realized, certainly not at the moment, was how chill everything was. Bestie-rawr knew how to shut up, Key-say sang as much as I wanted him to, and Alexa was just that awesome guy that helped me with everything. As much as I want it to be like that now, I have to realize that would never happen. "Welp, this is boring. Bye Puff, we're going back to more recent times." And none of my friends agreed with me. They didn't want to be like me. I don't know why. Living back here and going back to the way things were would be so much better and easier. But, I can't change everyone's mind. I knocked on the door. "hold on!" I heard a, and I can not stress this enough, very familiar voice.

~humbert pov~ (oh and to differentiate them im making all of humbert's words undercase)
i heard a knock on the door. none of my other bandmates were here at the time, so i assumed it was one of them coming back cause they forgot something. "hold on!" i was trying to look for something one of them might have left here. i didn't find anything, so i was confused. i opened the door.

"Hey... so uh..... I really don't know how to say this but......"

"you're me from the future" i already knew, there was no point of telling me. he looked exactly like me, almost, and i already saw the videos he was uploading on the youtube channel.
the thing is, why would he (i) come here to see me? what was the point?

~puff pov~
I never noticed how hot I was back then. Like, I was unbelievably hot. I don't know why I see more fangirls over current me more than past me. If I was a fangirl, I'd fangirl over past me. I really wanna tell him the feelings I had just gotten for him, but I think it would come off as.. too weird.
I also think it's too early to tell him. But my GOD.

~humbert pov~
"just come in, make yourself at home, if you need anything i'll be in my room" i said as i walked to my room. i could feel that i was being followed, but i didn't care. me and.... other me both sat down on my bed. "so like.... what do i call you?" "Oh uh- just call me Puff, that just became my nickname." hmm.. "and how's my name, does anyone call you that anymore?" "It would be fine, my name is Puff Puff Humbert so I don't see any problem with that.."

i somehow just got... trailed off. something about the way he looked just.. i- i'm crazy, i'm having feelings for myself. i don't actually have these feelings.... right?...

oh no..... i really do......

i can't fucking hide it any longer.........

i have to tell him.

"hey... the sun is getting hotter everytime i look at it... so are you," i spilled out of my mouth. did it even make sense? do i just look like a total freak? it doesn't matter. i'm a mess, i'm desperate for love. going as far as to ask myself out. "so.. do you wanna date?" suddenly, i see a blush appearing on puff's face. his mouth opens and just as i'm about to cry, he screams "YES! YES I WILL!" probably loud enough for the entire town to hear. i felt myself almost falling over after i feel a hug around me. i get a giant kiss right on my non-existent lips. i smiled. "I never wanna leave! I love you so much, I love myself!" it's official. i'm dating myself.

and... hey..

if he ever leaves me......

he hasn't seen these balls.