Act of Stupidity (SASUNARU ONESHOT)

Act of Stupidity

Once upon a time *cough cough*

I mean, hell, this one is ain't a fairy tale. Who the hell ever started their story by 'Once upon a time..'.?

Well, not me...

I freaking hate fairytales. Well, simply because they don't have SasuNaru, ne?

O yeah, back to story.

Without the blood lust, revenge and war but rainbows!

Yeah, this a rainbow story of a knucklehead ninja named Naruto and his pervert boyfriend Sasuke.

This is their lemon *ehem* I mean love story.

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In a certain part of the village of Konohagakure, where you can found the training grounds, you can see a certain blond knucklehead ninja resting in a shade of a tree.

From the visible sweats running down on his exposed sun kissed skin and chest heaving up and down, you can assume that the blonde is exhausted.

If someone can see the tempting view, well, only for fan boys, they would jump the blood on spot. But since there's no one in the vcinity, it won't happen, for the 'meantime'.

The said ninja, slowly drifted to sleep, I mean passed out, from too much exhaustion and heat, not aware of of might happen and who will do the deed of 'might happen' thingy.

Let's move on.

On the other part of the town, you can see a raven head ninja hopping from roof to roof, glancing from left to right, as if he is looking for a missing kitten, I mean, little fox. Well, indeed, he is looking for someone. And that someone is his knucklehead lover, Naruto.

If you look closely, more inch closer to the raven's face, you can see that he is worried. Various of events that might happen to Naruto played on his dirty mind. Like, maybe, Naruto's been drag in the darkest part of the town and being gang bang. He won't allow it. Ooh, Sasuke's blood boil from his own stupid thought. He won't allow it because he is the only one allowed to pound into that sexy ass of Naruto. But of course, Sasuke consider it as a stupid thought so he shook his head to shoo off the thought.

Let's do a timeskip, after a year, *ehem* I mean a hour of playing hide seek, Naruto is the one who's hiding unintentionally and Sasuke is the seeker, the raven is overjoyed when he found his Dobe. As for the moment of overjoy, guess what, it didn't even last for second because our main hero is engulf by his pervyness!

Dirty Uchiha...

Let's start descripting. Well, if the fan-girls gets to see this, they'll be turn off in a MAJOR MAJOR way. Currently, the most popular guy in Konohagakure can be mistook for a mad dog. Because ,da hell, he's drooling all over the place, creating a puddle of drool underneath him, so eew...! His two eyes twitching continously. Ready to pounce the unconcious blonde on the ground.

Stupid Uchiha..

Naruto is lucky enough not to have the elder Uchiha around, who is much more perv than his little brother, at the current time.

Now, back to Sasuke, who lose his coolness. The young Uchiha is having a long fierce battle with his Inner Perv Sasuke on his mind. Let's take a peek on his Pervy mind, shall we.

"The hell, you loser, jump him now, it's your chance, fuck him!", yell the Inner Perv Sasuke.

"You..no no no way! Naruto will beat the shit out of me and I don't want to sleep in the couch!", Sasuke replied, eager not to be convince by his Perv self.

"Coward! Who cares about the couch?! Now is not the time to hesitate! Go for it!", the Inner Perv taunt the other, of course, eager to get what his groin wants.

Being Uchiha Sasuke is not easy. Because no one is allowed to mock him. Not even his other self. And guess what? Challenge accepted!

"Who do you call coward? You'll see what an Uchiha can do!", of course, being true to himself, Sasuke let his Inner Perv take over.

Sasuke march toward the sleeping blonde who is currently having a very nice wet dream. Did I just mention wet? Let's just let him since he's going to get wet sooner or later...

Sooner, a lot of moans and curses can be heard in the training ground. Most people who pass there didn't bother to see what the hell is happening in there, afraid on what their innocent eyes might be expose to.

Later, a loud bumming and thumping can be heard and of course, don't miss out the loud crashing and breaking of things and bones?

Lets see what happened. Lets do a little rewind...

As soon as Sasuke is an inch closer to Naruto, he didn't hesitate to pounce his lover making Naruto startled and shot up from his sleep. Well, being on top has a few disadvantage, as soon as Naruto shot up from his sleep, his and the raven's forehead collide. Giving Sasuke a full headbutt. The said raven almost fainted from the action but being Naruto, he manage to catch Sasuke before he falls straight to the ground.

"The hell Sasuke-teme! Don't you know how to wake up a person normally!", the blonde teen shake his lover's shoulder with a brute force ending up with a dizzy Sasuke. Seeing Sasuke's state, Naruto apologize and let go quickly making the raven fall off to the ground and hit his head, again. And you can hear the blonde apologizing again.

"Fuck", is the only word the raven could utter. Poor Sasuke.

"Oops, that was uncalled..tehehe..", two points for Uzumaki, zero for Sasuke.

"Dobe...", a hint of lust and irritation can be sense on the perverted raven's voice. Did I just mention lust? What a lascvicious characters we have here."YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!", and ta-da, our most awaited situation happen!

The perverted young Uchiha pounce the the fuc-adorable knucklehead uke and the rest..
Since its too much for my brain to handle..
I'll leave it to your BIG WILD IMAGINATIONS!!
RAINBOWS!

-TIMESKIP-

After a wild hot lemon!

Yeah, guess what happen.

After Naruto recovered from his shock state, even with a sore ass by being fuck senseless by Sasuke, he managed to have a bitchy payback.

Our 'Heroine' beat the life out of his boyfriend for doing that act although he can say that he loves it so much that he can't admit it. Poor Sasuke.

But on the other side, Sasuke loves it when Naruto dominates or beats him. Such a masochist.

"Uchiha Sasuke!", Naruto roar, enough to make Sasuke shiver. The only thing he's afraid of is an angry blonde.

"W-what? Its your fault for letting me see that sexy scenery, you seduce me!", Sasuke followed it with a hmp.

An irk mark appeared on the head of our sunshine haired ninja.

"Thats it! Your sleeping on the couch for a week!"

"Eeeeeehhhhhh! No way! How could you, dobe!"

"Oh yes way! That's for disturbing my sleep!"

Sasuke eyes became wide as saucers when he realise that his boyfriend is not joking. Oh, poor Sasuke, really. That means, one week of no sex with his beloved sunshine.

A mere thought of it makes him lose his soul in his body. Yeah, right now, he is turn to stone.

For our perverted Uchiha, no sex with Naruto, means no life.

And that's how their story end.

A life with the cold couch.

Good luck, Sasuke!

A/N: I WROTE THIS AGES AGO, BUT I ONLY MANAGED TO FINISH HALF OF IT. AND THE OTHER HALF, JUST RIGHT NOW. WELL, MEANS IT TOOK ME FOUR MONTHS TO FINISH THIS ONESHOT.

AND THE STORY IS KINDA STUPID, BUT I LIKE IT.

SO, THANKS FOR READING AGAIN.

I WISH YOU GUYS INSPIRE ME MORE, SO PLEASE COMMENT YOUR IDEAS AND SUGGESTIONS.

AND YEAH, YOU CAN REQUEST SOME PAIRING FROM OTHER ANIME, BUT I ONLY DO BOY X BOY.

CIAO~