I'm stupidly overpowered in a world full of superheroes

chapter one:comic books heroes and villains suck

The sound of pens tapping away at paper fills the empty air the cold air from the air conditioning system the world seems to be submerged in this white noise of pens and some wild life. however this sound is brought to an abrupt stop when the sound of chalk shattering behind me forces me to look at the impact sight. The white dust particals are visible in the light of the near afternoon sun however the heavy footfalls draws my attetion as my eyes catch a large figure whose body is like two people wide wearing a black tie and a dull white shirt.

"hey! are you even paying attention what the hell are you writing in your book huh?!"

surprisingly it's not me that's being scolded for this but the student behind me and my nerd friend Doug who has his book taken away. The teacher of our class seems to have this way over students that his word is law in the classroom and that those who aren't paying attention will fail in life at least according to him.

"drawing stupid crap like this if you don't start paying attention I will have you expelled from this school Mr winters! do I make myself clear?"

"you can't do that!"

'earth doug winters just agree and start writing the formula you can use my book to finish the notes'

with that doug goes back to being quiet as the teacher begin to head back I let out a slight sigh i can't help but feel sorry for him being chewed out over something boring like this. With a simple stretch our teacher Mr Davidson's trips on his feet slammed into the floor hard as the rest of the class bursts out laughing. he yells at us for being brats monolouging about how the real world isn't like comic book which is true however the fact he always forget is unlike him characters in comic live on forver.

"SHUT YOU TRAPS ALL OF YOU!"

I take a moment to stretch which doug ups and high fives before Mr Davidson's goes back to lecture yet he cuts off as the school bell for lunch rings. as we begin to pack up he simply huffs and walks to his desk opening a window as he pulls out a packet of cigarettes and a lighter waiting for everyone to leaves doug who catches up to me as i leave making mr davidson's lighter fall and break onto the fall grunts is disappointment.

"go on get out of here you damn brats!"

as I leave I seem to be caught up by doug no less as we head to our usual spot which is the tennis courts seats which doug offers me one half of a tomato ham and cheese sandwich. The two of us watch one thing only it's not the tennis game that happens but rather the two heroes in the air having an all out brawl against each other.

"twenty bucks says the hero wins"

"you do know I can see the future right?"

"wha-thats cheating man!"

"I'm lying of course but this is just like a comic book the hero gets beaten to shit then he or she's superpowered love interest gets involved"

as we continue to talk the hero bursts out of a house and skids along the ground causing people to up and get away from him which doug and i do as well. however even though I don't need to move thanks to my powers which doug knows of i rather not get involved with heroes or villains as they suck since my parents are both superhumans. My mother taking the heroes path while my father became the her arch nemesis however the pair of them are normal people who just have hardcore arguments and take their anger out during their fights in the city yet they are very much a loving couple even if they are arch rivals.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA it's over finally our rivalry ends here today I will finally kill the strongest hero to ever exist say goodbye commander iron fist!"

as the villain known as death claw is about to finish off commander iron fist just like I said before another hero comes in punching them flying into the brick wall next to douglas and I. As we watch the two fight it out as doug begins to fan boy as standing before him in a rather revealing outfit is his favourite superhero lady nightshade.

"oh my god oh my god it's lady nightshade in the flesh oh god she's so beautiful I wish I was hero"

"Doug your about to be used as a hostage in the next two seconds why do you even say that stuff you know-"

it was almost like I was controlling everything just as I said death claw grabs doug and hold him hostage using his bladed claw like glove against his neck as i sigh taking one hand out of my pocket. as lady nightshade begins her hero monologue I pull out a button that says stop on it and puss the button which instead of saying stop or making siren noises time itself stops.

"you okay Doug?"

"duuuuude that was lady nightshade's hero speech man you can't just cut her off like that bruh"

my power of infinite allows me to use almost any power from Super strength,  flying to even stopping and reversing time itself which helps however its not fun to do. while creation does exactly what it says I can create whatever I want from tiny things to entire universes however I always take doug with me whenever I stop or reverse time as most of the time he's the only one that kept this screct of mine even from his parents.

"sorry about that I was just wondering if your hurt you know due to the claw blades from death claw your being held by"

"oh no I'm fine i'd rather have lady nightshade hold me but hey getting saved by her is a silver lining"

"uh huh want me to loop it a couple of time so you can hear it about five or six times or is once enough for you"

"once is good I wanna see what she does to save me"

"alright then the clock begins to tick in....three.......two.......one"

I watch as lady nightshade effortlessly sweep kicks death claw before catching dougl and then drops him next to me then does a move and puts death claw into a submission hold. I watch as death claw is put in some type of cuffs as both commander iron fists and lady nightshade are smiling and waving at people however I notice that lady nightshade blows a kiss to dougl which he passes due to being unable to breath properly.

"damn it doug you fucking simp she does that for everyone you fucking fan boy"

"I'm never washing myself again~"

"if you don't wash yourself after this I will rewind time and change events I have that power"

doug instantly tries to hit me however after getting him into an arm bar he begs not me not to do it which I sigh at his demands however he tried to cheap shot me but instead hurts himself. as he shakes his hand from the pain of punching me I notice a black hair girl with cyan blue eyes walk off.

"why do you hurt so much man hitting you is like punching a brick wall on steroids"

"cause I'm a walking natural apocalypse and made of tungsten carbide also whose the anime girl that came to life over there"

"well that would be class president Alisa clovers according to school she's one those special students that gets benefits from the school"

"okay but are her eyes and hair really black and that blue cause I have questions?"

"their real although if she had red contacts lenses she could totally be my fantasy 7 waifu"

with a roll of my eyes dragging doug with me heading out of the school yard which the school always shuts down for a bit after some heroes tend to get launched and crash land in the school buildings. Since these fights always lead to the buildings being dismantled like wrapping paper doug and I tend to go home early from the constant damage.

"well this week was fucked"
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and done i hope you enjoyed this for the next few weeks or something Im going to making a bunch of joke stories that kinda make fun of concepts some revolving around anime, marvel comics or just something from the top of my head I happen to stumble across I figured this would be more fun to write

that's all from me ^_^