You ran over to the alien with speed " go girl you go" shouted the seggsy alien
"Ugh don't worry daddy I'm here"
You started lap dancing in it until you heard ' get on your knees by MC Pat Flynn ' playing
" oh dear motherfucking sweetheart the chavs have taken over "
" uhu baby gorl we better get ready "
you started to speed over to the tower you lived in until you bumped into something looking up you saw something, something you'd never hoped you'd have to face... A FUCKING CHAV
" ayo bruh watch where yuh goin innit luv"
"I- uh- I-" you stuttered
" ye fam I'll get me brotha on ya if ya don't get outta my focking way sweetart"
That's when you realised something...
