***beep beep beep*** I groan and roll over in bed to face the alarm. Why must I have one of these dreaded things?! I hit it with my hand and check the time. 7:30. My interview for my new job starts at 9:00 sharp so I have plenty of time. I look over at my best friend Gale and giggle. I swear this girl has no gracefulness when she sleeps. Her right arm is rested above her head as drool runs down her chin. Her dirty blonde hair covers the blue pillow as snores leave her nose. I walk into the kitchen and begin making a pot of coffee as my mind is filled with thoughts of today. How am I supposed to sit and talk to my ex husband for two hours?? If you're wondering why I'm freaking out, my former husband Brad is the boss of this HUGE company in Miami so naturally he is over all the interviews and hirings. It's not like I'm nervous over not getting the job, but I literally have no idea what to say to him.
I found him having sex in our bed the night of our 5th wedding anniversary when he had told me he would be on a business trip and suggested that I stay with Gale to have a little company. Little did the bastard know that I had forgotten my toothbrush and came in to retrieve it, but instead was faced with him pounding into some 17 year old whore in OUR bed while she yelled out his name and clawed down his back with her finger nails. I quickly shake the memory and go back to fixing my coffee as Gale stumbles in sleepily. "Morning sunshine" I joke and laugh. She smirks evilly and flips me off before opening the fridge and grabbing the Orange juice. "You anxious?" She smirks slyly. "About what exactly?" I sass. "Oh don't play dumb, I know who your boss will be" she says, making me roll my eyes. "I do NOT, positively do not know what in God's name I'm gonna say to him" I say as I pour myself a small cup of coffee. "Why don't you punish him for cheating" she smirks and winks. "Pardon?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.
"You know, tease him, tie him up and make him beg for a touch of your hand when all the while you're just mocking him and making him wait as long as possible." She explains in great detail. What can I say? My best friend is pretty fond and knowledgeable when it comes to ANYTHING sexual or 'dirty'.
I just bust out laughing and almost spit out my mouthful of coffee as she is still smirking. "Wait...y-you were serious??" I ask and she nods "Hell yeah woman, do it. He'll REALLY appreciate you then." She says and downs her glass of orange juice. "Well..speaking of 'that' how are you and Maverick?" I ask, referring to her boyfriend..err..well slash sex partner. "Amazing! We had sex last night after dinner at his place and girrrl..it was GREAT." She says in awh as she smiles to herself. "What all did you do? Like kinky stuff?" I ask and smirk. "Well duh!" She says, making me laugh.
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The interview
Random27 year old Elizabeth Taylor is a divorced woman with no kids, living in a small apartment complex in Miami with her best friend Gale and her dog Patchi. After finding out she has a job interview for the BEST job in the city, she is estatic...until...