As the Wenus Flies

Chapter 1 - Abomination

I walked down the forest path, my footsteps crunching on the dead grass. I stopped at the lake. It stretched on to an unknown void, hidden by an unforgiving fog that seemed to stretch on for eternity. I sat down, knees on the floor, and reached out. I reached out with all my heart, all my soul, all that's left of me to that light in the water. A single wave. A sparkle. A laugh. The touch of a wenus. All that I ever wanted... So close yet so impossibly far away... I had messed up. It had turned out my worst enemy was myself. A monstrosity. It was wrong. A rip in the universe. And I had fallen through it...

It was a rainy night and I hurried down the London streets. I knew Lucy roamed in this area of the city and hurried to the spot where I knew she would appear. I had time traveled back to this date. I knew the only way to keep them safe from Whale Satan was to leave. Whale Satan and his Agency was after me, not them. They deserve to exist in peace and happiness. There was only one way to fix everything. I checked my watch. It was 20:24, the time Lucy would appear. I heard Lucy's mom calling from above as Lucy ran out towards me.

"Lucy!" I yelled.
She stopped in her path, her wenus leaving a trail of ocean water in her path. "H-how did you know my name? Bitch?"
"Lauren!"
"That's a segsy name. I feel like I would date a Lauren. But who is that?" she asked, confused.
It had worked. I had changed the past. London no longer exists. She would become friends with Lauren before me. Whale Satan will never find Whale God. I had succeeded in changing this single moment.

I threw a blanket at Lucy Whale God. Inside was a yellow child. She was peeing. It was Mac. I had erased Mac's memory, genetically modified her into her baby form, and brought her back to the past. I ran away as quickly as I could and opened my watch. A portal formed in front of me, the 20:24 ticking to 20:25 as I jump in, twerking slowly.

My fate with Whale Wenus has been severed. Forever.

Or so I thought...

That single child was a mistake. Instead of severing myself with Whale Wenus, I had permanently bonded myself with Whale God herself through our cheesy daughter. I didn't want to eat Mac... I had chosen mercy over death. But I had to face the consequences. Changing the past didn't fix anything.

The year was 2024. I was in bed. I woke up and looked around.

"Awake already, sleepycrusthead?" A girl who looked like Lucy holding a knife said from outside my prison cell.
"Where am I?" I asked, confused. The walls were gray and filled with moss. I sat on a single bed with a bucket of water in the corner.
"Stop talking. You're stinky." She said.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"You know who I am..."
A moment of realization struck me and I gasped. Whale Satan wasn't after me this whole time. Whale Satan was after our child... The mistake... The abomination... The rip in the universe itself that I had created... That I had created... That I had... That I...
"I'm Whale Satan, of course..." Lucy said. "Tell me where my daughter is, you stinky crusty piece of bread."