Ben and Jerry's [an erejean fanfiction]

Ben and Jerry's

A sigh came from a man in a bomber jacket, scanning the aisles of the grocery store. This mans name is Eren Jaeger and his best friend tasked him with picking up the ice cream for their yearly Singles Awareness Day party aka neither of them ever have dates for Valentines Day. Eren looked up at the sign above the aisle that let shoppers know what was in the aisle. Am I even close to the frozen section? He continued to search before giving up and asking one of the clerks after a half hour of searching. He arrived at the frozen section, guided by the clerk. There was practically nothing left.

"What the hell? Why is there no ice cream?!" Eren questioned.

"Well it's Valentines Day and lots of lonely people like you come here and stock up on ice cream."

Eren bit back a growl as he turned back towards the freezers.

"I think there's a vanilla carton over there." The clerk said, pointing towards a tub a few freezers over.

Eren walked over and lo and behold there was one more tub of Ben and Jerry's vanilla ice cream. He opened the freezer and extended his arm to grab it, when he was suddenly nudged out of the way, the ice cream pulled out right underneath his fingertips.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing dude?!" Eren yelled at the man who pushed him.

A man looked up at Eren, giving him a smirk.

"Sorry but I'll be taking this." The man responded.

Eren stood glaring at the man. Who does he think he is stealing my ice cream? How dare he! With his perfect grin and those gorgeous eyes... Wait! No! This guy just stole your ice cream! Are you really going to let him do that?!
The man had started to walk away, toward the registers, ice cream in tow.

"Hey Horseface, that's my ice cream!"

The man whipped around at the name and stared menacingly at Eren.

"What did you just call me?"

"Horse. Face."

The man flipped Eren off and started to walk away. Obviously the logical answer for Eren was to tackle the man, and he did so, throwing himself and the man into the ground.

"The fuck dude?!" The man questioned, shocked.

"Give me the frickin ice cream!"

"No way!"

The wrestled on the ground of the store, fighting over the tub of ice cream. Eren felt a tap on his shoulder.

"Hold on I'm trying to reclaim what is rightfully mine!"

"Well I'm sorry but what you call 'reclaiming what's rightfully yours' isn't allowed in the store."

The clerk dragged Eren away from the man.

"Ha! Serves you right!" The man yelled in victory from the floor.

"You too Jean." the clerk said, picking Jean up, off the floor.

Both men argued as they were dragged out of the store.

"Thank you for shopping here, please don't come back." The clerk said in a snarky tone.

Eren and Jean turned to each other.

"So your name is Jean?" Eren asked nonchalantly.

"Yeah."

"I'm Eren." He stuck out his hand for the other to shake.

"Nice moves in there."

"You too. you know you're still holding the ice cream?" Eren pointed out.

Jean looked down at his hands to realize that Eren was in fact correct.

"Want to go to my place, eat ice cream, and make out?" Eren asked trying to be smooth.

"Hell yeah! Umm I mean sure."

I'll explain to Armin tomorrow.