Wtf Mom

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Me: *walks to door and opens it*
Mom: *right by door* HIIII SKYE!
Me: ummm r u okey?
Mom: I had 3 shots of espresso today! Come into the bathroom!
Me: umm okey?
Me and Mom: *walks into bathroom, bathroom is completely torn apart.*
Me: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO TO THE BATHROOM??!?
Mom: *in creepy tone* Coffee told me to tear apart the bathroom..
Me: ummmm you should sit down and rest.
Mom: *in a creepy whisper tone* But coffee told me that if I sit and rest, I would explode!
Me: I'm leaving.
YES THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME, HERE IS THE BATHROOM THAT MY MOM DESTROYED!!!

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