Joseph coming into a meeting of the signatories of the declaration: I'm here I'm here
Pàdraig: Why in hells name is your face black and blue?
Joseph: So I might have fucked up social expectations wise but we both liked it. I got Grace pregnant and Muriel tried to murder me with a wooden spoon
Tom(Clarke):
James Connolly: You nearly got murdered ....... by a spoon?
Thomas: Muriel has a wooden spoon- FUCK