Cat friend vs dog friend (Kid icarus version)

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*palutena comes home*

Pit: ah! What's up lady Palutena?! It's so good to see you! *hugs*

Palutena: hey pit...

Pit: I know I saw you this morning but it seems like it's been forever!
WE GOTTA CELEBRATE.
What do you wanna do?!?
*runs and grabs a football*
Let's go throw this puppy around! Go outside and get some air!

Palutena: alright, I'll go put my stuff down

Pit: alright! *runs to get ready*

Palutena: *puts stuff down* hey, how's it goin' pittoo?

Pittoo: *walks a bit by the doorway* *bolts away*

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(Pit = dog)
(Pittoo = cat)
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Palutena: *reading newspaper*

Pit: *smiling at her*

Pittoo: *comes in and walks over both of them and sits down*

Pit: *lovingly snuggles against Palutenas shoulder*

Pittoo: *bats at newspaper*

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Palutena: *cooking dinner*

Pit: hey lady Palutena! Whatcha doin'? Are ya cookin'? Do you need any help? I can help!

Palutena: no thanks, I'm good. Actually, where's the basil?

Pit: uh...bottom drawer

Palutena: *leans down to get basil*

Pit: *sniffs her butt while she isn't looking* *quickly stops when Palutena stands up again*

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*Palutena walks in to see spilt milk on the ground*

Palutena: what is this?!?

Pit: I am so sorry...I don't even deserve to be here...I'll just go get paper towels and clean it up and leave... *goes to get towels*

Pittoo: *looks annoyed at Palutena while knocking another glass of milk on the ground*

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*palutena is sleeping*

Pittoo: *climbs over her and begins hitting her face repetitively*

Palutena: w-wha? What?

Pittoo: we're out of cereal. *leaves*

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*palutena, Viridi, and pit are at a table*

Pit: *nudges Viridi with football*

Viridi: your friend's weird...

Palutena: yeah I don't think he likes you.

Pittoo: *glares at them from the doorway*

Palutena: he doesn't really like anyone

Pittoo: *flips the bird and leaves*

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Pittoo: *moaning*

Palutena: pittoo? You alright?

Pittoo: *drops to his knees and gags*

Palutena: pittoo, no! NO!

Pittoo: *pukes, hacks once, and leaves*

Palutena: *sighs and grabs a paper towel*

*pit walks in*

Pit: hey...don't worry...*grabs paper towel and tucks it under his shirt* I got this~
*drops to his knees and eats the puke*

Palutena: that's a good boy!!!

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*palutena and medusa come to the door*

Medusa: so I'm really looking forward to meeting your friends

Palutena: yeah. They're interesting.

*they walk in*

Pit: LADY PALUTENA! *hugs* ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! *turns to medusa* who's this?

Medusa: hi I'm med--*cut off by pit hugging her*

Pit: OH HI! You have really pretty snakes! this is a nice dress! *looks through her purse* *pulls out chips* OH I LOVE THESE! *hugs* THANK YOU!!!

Medusa: um...

Pit: *begins getting a bit too excited...if you know what I mean*
Palutena: *pulls him away* alright! Alright!!!

Pit: alright! *runs away*

Pittoo: *hides in the blinds*

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Pit: *looking out window* lady Palutena?! LADY PALUTENA?!? THERES A GUY OUT HERE! PALUTENA THERES A GUY! HES WALKING! HES WALKING I CAN SEE HIM! I DONT THINK HE CAN SEE ME, I DUNNO! I THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHI-- nope false alarm he's gone

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Palutena: *unwraps gift* another dead bird. Thanks pittoo

Pittoo: *jumps in box and breaks it*

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*pit walks in, spins around 3 times, and sits on the couch right in between medusa and palutena*

Medusa: ow! Uh...okay...?

Pit: *sniffs her hair*

Medusa: w-what?! Is he gonna be here all night too?!

Pittoo: *runs through the blinds and spazzes out*

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Palutena: *calling upstairs* hey guys I'm going to the bank. Wanna go for a ride?

Pittoo: no.

*honking can be heard outside*

Pit: *in the car* IM READY!!!

* pit sticks his head outside the window for the entire ride *

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Palutena: *to medusa* hey check it out pittoo hates this thing! *shines lazer pointer at wall*

Pittoo: *fires at the wall with a shotgun*

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Palutena: *vacuuming*

*pit and pittoo are hiding in the upstairs closet*

Pittoo: you go out there

Pit: I'm not going out there

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Palutena: *using the bathroom*

*pittoo is hiding in the shower*

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Palutena: *to medusa* hey did you leave the door open?

Medusa: um...

*pit and pittoo run outside*