Harry Potter and the Aliens that Want to Make Cheese From his Wife's Breasts

Today is the day after milking day and Ginny and Harry were reflecting on the past. Ginny asked a very tragic question of 'What happened to your wand Harry?' You see Harrys wand broke in half because he had been railing Ginny since he was 5. Harry always used to use his Wand for good He would help alll the kids and alll the elderly people in the town! Ginny had to get the wand removed from her once Harry realised she still had a wand, Ginny wasn't very pleased with loosing her wand. Harrys step father serius wanted to come down for a visit but he is always very high so they barley invite him over. But today they did.... he started to milk Ginny behind everyones back WHILE SHE WAS AWAKE! thats when Ginny realised she was being milked....