"Mr. Potter has given Dobby a sock! Dobby is free elf! Dobby is finally free from Master Lucious! Dobby thinks he needs a change of pace... DOBBY IS GOING TO AMERICA!"
Dobby goes on the knight bus and sits in the only free seat next to Cornelius Fudge. He is disgusted to sit next to something so foul. The bus starts moving forward and everything (and everyone) inside started to rock. Fudge lost his balance and rolled over onto Dobby, and all he could smell from under his voluptuous ass is an indescribable stench.
'Dobby is so glad he is leaving England,' he thinks to himself.
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The knight bus rattles to a stop at the airport, and Dobby stumbles out, sick from the dreadful ride but thankful that it is finally over. Dobby waddles inside, sees a muggle with their suitcase partially opened, and he sneaks inside. He slept the whole ride to 'murica. When he woke up, he heard the muggle he traveled with saying they made it to California.
'So that's where Dobby has ended up...'
Dobby heard a zipping sound and the suitcase opened. Dobby looked up into the light, and saw an old woman, a look of terror on her face.
"Hello! Dobby the house elf I am!"
The woman gasped, and she looked like she was in shock. Her face contorted and she let out and ear-piercing scream. She clutched her hand to her heart, and collapsed on the floor, dead.
'Well at least now Dobby doesn't have to find a place to live!'
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Dobbys Master... Dobby x Gordon Ramsay
ФанфикDobby flees from England and discovers a new show... Master Chef... Instantly he falls in love with one of the judges. Will his lover become his new master? Read to find out. WARNING!!! I do not own Dobby the House Elf or Gordon Ramsay
