Batman the brave and the bold- hot car wash

Hot car wash

Gotham, 02/16/11, 7:15

Batman: I have been informed that jokers hidden a bomb, somewhere in Gotham, but he won't talk, and if I don't find that bomb, Gotham will be a giant pothole. Commissioner Gordon has the city evacuated, in order to find the hidden bomb, I have to find someone who thinks like the joker, (sigh) I have to go to HER.

In Arkham asylum Batman walks up to Harley's cell
Batman: Quinn( see's her reading) I need you to me find the bomb joker planted
Harley: and why would I do that
Batman: I know for a fact that you and joker had a falling (she looks the other way, thinking about their fight, also if you do help us, you'll be paroled early.
Harley: mmmmm, eat out, mister j, or released from prison... okay pudding I'm in,( giving guards permission to open the door)
Batman: okay, oh and Quinn, turn your back on us and you'll be extended in Arkham longer.
Harley: okay, but first a quick change

At jokers old hideout-
Harley: if anyone knows where he hide the bomb, it's Eddie, his partner in crime. ( coming out, in her black dress) come on, I know where he is
We drove around the city
Batman: so why do you want to take him down Quinn
Harley: let's just say, I had enough of him
Batman: but you too always break up, and you usually go back to him
Harley: not this time (hmm) (she looks through the window) there (she pointed) that's Eddie
Eddie: looks at us and runs
Harley: after him
We chased him everywhere, he tried to shake us off, he threw trash cans at us, knocked down a fruit stand,ran through a garden, some mud got on the bat mobile, we chased him into a alley, until we figured out he trapped us in a car wash, he turned on the machine, and left. Well at least I don't have to wash the batmobile.

Batman: we might be here for a while
Harley: yeah, a while
she unbuckled her seat, crawled on me and unbuckled the seatbelt, she then took off my utility belt
Batman: I don't like where this is going, what about the joker
Harley: (she takes off her headband) he won't find out, besides I rather have a real man
Batman: I don't think we have time for time
Harley: too...late (she whispers in my ear)
She then wraps her arms around my neck, and pulls me in for a kiss, I tried to push her away, but she puts her tongue inside my mouth, I put my hands on her hips, she moves them, to her butt, and places her hands on my chest, and then moves them under my shirt, touching me everywhere on chest. We went like this for a hour,
Batman: hench-girls(mmmm) I always thought of Harley redeem herself and joined he league. The the batmobile got washed, I started to sweat, the sound of hot water rinsed the bubbles off, she started to kiss my neck.

Meanwhile with joker
He escapes on a van
Joker: sorry gents but I have some unfinished business to attend to.

moments later after the car wash, Harley fixes her hair
Batman: okay Quinn, tell me more about Eddie
Harley: mmm, there is one place that he always go

A minute later, they go to the ace club
Eddie: (gasp,gasp,gasp) I think I lost him
Harley: hello Eddie
Eddie: ahhh( I go behind his, back)
Batman: (grabbing him by the collar and slams him against the wall) where is he hiding the bomb
Eddie: I'll never talk, NEVER (sounding scared)
Batman: have it you're way
Quinn: I think, I'll you two lovebirds, alone

A few minutes later I came out
Batman: come on Harley, I now exactly where he's keeping the bomb.

With joker
Joker: is the plane, ready
Goon 1: yes
Joker: good, start the bomb now
Goon 1: but what about Harley
Joker: what about her, even if I have enough time, to swing by Arkham, get bring her, I couldn't not with bat on our trail.
Batman: freeze, you laughing, psycho
Joker: batsy, but how did you know where I was
Batman: the only person, who thinks like, the only one who was close too you
Joker: (gasppp)
Batman: that's right, you're own ex girlfriend, Harley Quinn, ( she walks out behind me, with a hammer in her hand)
Harley: hi ya mister j
Joker: Harley
Harley: consider this pay back, pudding
Joker: (laughing playfully) Harley I was just on my way to get you
Harley: SAVE IT jokernova
Batman: it's over joker, shut down the bomb
Joker: I would but once it's on, it can not be shut off, enjoy the fireworks
Running off to the plan, Harley threw her hammer at the plan, causing it to fuse out
Harley: quick, you find away to shut the bomb off, I'll take care of joker
I ran to the bomb, while Harley ran towards joker.
Ten minutes to ignitionThe pressure was on, I wonder how Harley Quinn is doing.
She kicks him in the chest, he tried to punch her but after years of being abused by him, she knew how to defeat him, she does cartwheels around him, making it hard for him to punch her, she kicks him in the jaw, falling backwards, she pinned him down with her heel.
Harley: shows over, pudding
Joker: you.. sound.. like the bat (fades).
Batman: I deactivated the bomb
Harley: good (picking up joker)
I grabbed him, out of her hands
Harley: thanks,well it looks like, it's back to Arkham for the both of us,
Batman: you know Harley, you did help, I can have you paroled early, but as long as you behave early
Harley: thanks but I think I can wait

In Arkham, I walked joker and Harley inside Arkham, I walked Harley to Her's.
Batman: you know Harley, when you get released, (handing her a card) the justice league is wanting new recruits.
Harley: thanks, pudding oh and I enjoyed the car wash
She grabs me by the cape and pulls me in a kiss
Harley/ Batman: mmmmmmm
Joker turns to look, he faced dropped, he then starts pounding on the glass,
Joker: ahhhhhh, svngbegnfsc
We couldn't hear, the what he said, she let go
Harley: see ya around Batman
Batman: don't push your luck
I turns to see the joker fainted, and everyone staring at me, I walked out as I turned to see Harley blowing a kiss at me.
Harley: mhaw
I smiled
And thought maybe Harley could be a hero someday,
Yeah, someday
The end