When I seen who it was I started busting out laughing.
"Bitch whats funny"
" First im not a bitch and im laughing cause you steady calling me a hoe yet yo ass is fucking some nigga in the bathroom of Incredible Daves. What you that much of a hoe he couldn't take you home or at least a hotel? Second his little hamster dick I see why you mad"
I started busting out laughing with tears. If you seen it you'd be dying laughing too . I didnt even have to go to the bathroom nomore. No I didn't pee on myself.
I got in the car and Quan was about to start the car then I thought about that shit that just happened and started busting out laughing again with more tears.
"Whats so funny?"
I had to wait til I calmed down to tell him what happened.
"I went to go to the bathroom and heard moaning , I turned my head and this dirty ass hoe was getting fucked in the bathroom. Not only that the nigga she was fucking had a hamster dick. No wonder she be mean mugging and shit and always mad. It took me a minute to notice she wasnt the one moaning "
Me and Quan were in the car cracking up.
"I started laughing and they jumped up but wait."
I took out my phone and showed him a picture. He started laughing even harder. Just then when we looked up Samantha and ole dude were walking to the car. Me and Quan looked at eachother and started cracking up laughing. The windows were down so they heard us laughing. They looked at us and quickly got in the car.
That shit made my night. I couldnt wait to go home and get in the bed.
****
Im in lunch of course sutting with Quan, Shanelle, and Lamar. We were all talking and Samantha walked by our table I wad trying so hard not to laugh but fucking with Quan ass me and him both busted out laughing with tears in our eyes causing the whole lunch room to look at us.
"What the fuck is so funny?" Shanelle and Lamar said as a union.
I told them what happened and showed them the picture. They looked up at Samantha whole she was looking at our table and started laughing too.
The look on Samantha face looked like she was pissed but it was funny asf. She got up and came to our table.
"What you want "chicken nuuuuget?" [if you seen plies video on instagram you'd get the joke]
Me and everybody at the table started laughing . Then this bitch. This nasty ass triflin ass stank loose pussy ass yuck mouth bitch spit on me. I launched up and punched her dead in her mouth.
I grabbed her by her neck and started banging her head on the table still giving her face shots. Blow after blow soon I felt arms around my waist trynna get me off of her but that aint stop me and wasbt going to. I wrapped her hair in my hands so they couldnt pull us apart and I kept beating that ass.
Then they finally got me off her.
"Next time keep yo stank ass spit to yourself hoe."
"Bitch you the hoe."
"Im a hoe but didnt I catch you fuckin sone dude in Incredible Daves yesterday " I chuckled "hoe have several seats"
They took me to the office of course I got suspended for 5 days go figure. But bet that bitch learned today.
