reader x milf grinch or milf maine

First day of school

A/n: again. I am very full of regret.
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Your p.o.v.:

It's the first day of school and I couldnt be more excited for this awful occasion. Why would I be excited for SCHOOL you ask? Well I'm finally gonna tell my best friend's mom that I love her. I already have the whole thing planned out. I tell Augusta (my bsf) that we can work on homework together after school, we go to their house, I say

"Ms. Maine," (my bsf's mom) "I'm in love with you. I have been since we first met and I called your child a dumb bitch." And then we get married :). Now I know what you're thinking.

"Maine? Never heard of that last name before." Its literally Maine. As in, the state. And they're a TOTAL milf 😌✋. But anyway, I should get to school. I've got a big day planned!!!

I walk into the school building to see my bestie Augusta.

"Hey!! Y/N!!!!" They say.

"What's up Augusta??" I ask.

"Not much. Hey did you hear that our grade got a new math teacher?." I shake my head. I thought our school was just gonna keep the same 10 old ladies they've had forever until they died, which could be any day now tbh. "Well, s' not that big of a surprise. Our old teacher kept sayin how she was "tired of our shit." And was "being hunted for sport and the only way she could go unnoticed was to dress up as an old lady and pretend to be a math teacher." Boy, she sure was crazy huh?"

"Haha ha, ...ha. yeah, I guess." I answer. I must have zoned out because all of a sudden I'm standing in my first period English class. I go to class and everything is normal until around lunch. Everyone's acting....off, to say the least. Kids are behaving themselves and speaking at a acceptable level. Teachers are giving weird looks and saying stuff like

"Soon I can leave this cursed meat suit and return home. Just need to humor these disgusting creatures a little longer." ....Actually, that teacher part sounds pretty normal. But the weirdest part is I havent seen the new math teacher at all.

"Maybe she just has different lunch times." I told myself. But even then, shes gotta eat at some point right? It doesnt matter, I've gotta stay focused on the REAL goal. After school.

"Hey, Y/N? Y/N??!?!" I wake up from my milf induced daydream to Augusta lecturing me about how I need to "shut up about milfs." And how "they're too old for you!!"

"Pfft. Yeah. Okay. Sure. Uhuh. Of course...what're we talking about." I accidentally say out loud.

"You're litterally the worst. Why are we friends." They say.

"We're friends cause you're mo- I mean- you're hot- I mean- you're the only person who can tolerate me Augustus!!"

"Augusta."

"Argentina!" Just as I start to feel like a teacher is about to sneak up behind me and consume my very being, It's time to get to math class. "Welp, see ya later August!! We can work on homework after school! YOUR HOUSE-"

I make my way to math class and I see the principle in the class but no teacher in sight. The principle starts talking,

"Hello students, as you might know we have a new math teacher here at ℕ𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕔 𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕝. And you will treat her with the utmost- upmost- up most- utmost. Utmost respect. If I hear ANY negative talk about her I will not hesitate to turn each and everyone of you into pies." The room went dead silent. "...and by that I mean tell your parents. Everyone understand?" The whole room violently nodded. "Good. Now everyone welcome, Ms. Grinch."

Ms. Grinch enters the room and I silently gasp. She has the BIGESST tiddies I've ever seen- maybe even bigger than Maines mountains- wait.

Oh no.
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Haha yeah, cliffhanger. Dont ya just love those. Anyway, I'll work on this more later but for now I'm gonna just say sorry again 🙂