The frigid wind blew Dream's hair out of his eyes, creating an involuntary shiver to ripple through his body.
He exhaled white condensed air, blowing into George's face with a tinge of amusement lacing his face.
"What the fuck Dream, blow your nasty breath fog at Sapnap, not me."
Dream barked a wheeze, clutching his knees as George and Sapnap continued down the sidewalk without him.
"Hey wait up!"
George and Sapnap snickered as Dream caught up to him with his absurdly long legs that the two other men make fun of him for.
They had decided to go out for a walk in their snowy town after being cooped up in quarantine without fresh air and grass that all their fans tell them to touch. They had on masks and various layers of garments to shield them from the harsh air already nipping at every bit of their exposed skin. A different amount of jackets wrapping them up due to the differences in areas they were born in. Dream and Sapnap wear 5 coats while George only wrapped himself up in 2 extra layers, leaving the Americans wondering how he's not completely frozen.
They had wandered around, bouncing from store to store, just browsing, not exactly looking to spend any cash.
Sapnap gasped and pulled George's arm back, harshly yanking him back to one of the shops they had passed. Dream paused and watched them as they huddled around the glass display of an antique shop, blocking whatever they were giggling about. Sapnap stuck his head out and gestured for Dream to join them with a mischievous smirk on his face.
"Look! I found something you'd like~"
George stifled a laugh as he nodded his head.
"Y-yeah Dream, you'd love it-"
Dream grumbled, stuffing his freezing hands into his pockets and walking over to the pair, curiously flowing over his pride.
His eyes roamed around the display window until he found what they were laughing at, Dream just sighed and gave them a tired look, clearly not the reaction that they wanted.
"This is what you find so funny?"
In the display, there was a sale on antique china and silverware, and spotlighted in the middle, was a two-spouted teakettle. Sapnap and George made a brief exchange of eye contact before doubling over in laughter, sinking to the snow-covered ground
Dream remained silent as his partners continued to laugh, unamused by what they found hilarious.
"What are you guys suggesting? You want it to fuck me? ... Why not?"
George's laughter cut short as he stared up at Dream incredulously. Out of all the words the boys had expected to come out of Dream, that sentence didn't even cross his mind.
"W-what?" George stuttered, standing up.
"You heard me."
Sapnap had stopped as well, gawking at Dream.
"You want to fuck it?" Sapnap questioned, adding himself into the conversation.
Dream thought it over but shook his head.
"No, I was thinking you guys could fuck it." The blonde simply states with a smirk.
Sapnap and George both had started to stare at Dream as he stared at the kettle with a newfound glint in his eyes.
"I-I mean, doesn't sound that... bad." Sapnap shifted nervously as he clutched his arms, the wild picking up again.
"Why am I dating you two?" George hid his face in his hand as he held the shop door open for them.
