🧡Incorrect Quotes (pt 1) 🧡

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by otofactsonig

by otofactsonig

(A/N: hey I have really shitty wifi bc I'm camping and I'm near the beach so I can only really update Wattpad not insta lol so expect more chapters! Anyway enjoy ily all)

No time skip

No ones POV

Y/N: This is a mistake
Ry, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Y/N: But not today
Ry, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Y/N: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Ry: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Y/N, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Ry: How?
Y/N: How what?
Ry: How could they be worse?
Y/N: They couldn't, I lied.
Ry:

Y/N: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Ry: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Y/N: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Y/N: Hey Ry can I get a sip of your water?
Ry: It's not water.
Y/N: Vodka, I like your style!
Ry: It's vinegar.
Y/N: Wh-Wha-
Ry: It's vinegar, COWARD.

Y/N: Here's some advice
Ry: I didn't ask for any
Y/N: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

Y/N: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Ry, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Y/N: How do I deal with my enemies?
Ry: Kill them
Y/N: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Ry: Kill them only a little?

Y/N: Okay, help me please!
Ry: Got two words for you.
Y/N: I bet they won't be helpful.
Ry: Your problem.
Y/N: I was right

Y/N: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Ry: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Y/N: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?