🧡Incorrect Quotes (pt 2) 🧡

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by otofactsonig

by otofactsonig

(A/N: I watched the first twilight movie today for the first time and damn it was long lol)

No time skip

No ones POV

Y/N: What are your goals?
Ry: To pet all the dogs.
Y/N: No, fitness goals.
Ry: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Y/N: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Ry: Oh, you've been?
Y/N: Once. In Monopoly.

Y/N: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Ry: Oh, I'm always running
Ry: The question is from what

Y/N: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Ry: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.

Y/N: Go to Hell
Ry, tearing up: I wish I could

Y/N: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Ry, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Y/N: BLOCKED.

Y/N: *Accidentally hits Ry in the face*
Y/N: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Y/N: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Ry: What's wrong with you?!

Y/N: I was arrested for being too cool.
Ry: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

Y/N: You love me, right, Ry?
Ry: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

Y/N: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Ry: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Y/N:
Y/N: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Y/N: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Ry: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Y/N, desperately, as Ry bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Ry: Oh! B positive.
Y/N: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Ry:

Y/N: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Ry: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!