Mean

😈: 6

Houston, TX
Beyonce Knowles

1 month later

"What the fuck is that? And why do you have it?" Lauren asked me while we walked through the mall. Nicki couldn't be bothered to join us because she had to take her SAT, so I told her I'd pick her up when the test was over.

I sucked my teeth. "It's for Nicki, damn. All up in my fucking business." I rolled my eyes, trying to hide the Victoria secret bag behind my back.

She started laughing. I looked at her like she was crazy. "What? The fuck is so funny?"

"You...went in the store by yourself and got her something? I...I never thought I'd see the day." She was dying of laughter. I don't see what's so fucking funny.

I sucked my teeth. "Her birthdays coming up, I can't do nothing nice for my girlfriend?"

"It's not that Bey, it's how much you like her. You'd never do that for anyone, especially to be caught dead with bras and panties and all that other shit."

"Well....she's a good girlfriend. I wanted to do something nice for her."

"You guys had sex yet?"

I nodded. "Many times actually." I wiggled my eye brows, bitting my lip. "A lot of times....." I licked my lips.

"Eww, ok, that's all I asked. I ain't wanna know anymore. You guys still fight like cats and dogs every fucking second of the damn day."

"You know what Lauren, leave my relationship alone and go get you one."

She flicked me off. "Where to next nigga?"

"Foot locker."

She creased her eye brows. "For what? You already got your shoes."

I rolled my eyes. "Shut the hell up and let's go to foot locker."

She mocked me, earning a smack on the back. "Damn nigga, when the hell did you get so strong?"

"Since Nicki called me Slenderman. She changed my damn name in her phone to that shit. Like I should have never told her how skinny I was." I shook my head.

I gotta admit, she does make me eat a lot more than I smoke now, and her work out regimen, brutal, but I'm used to it now and I think it's kinda working. I don't want like...big muscles or nothing, but it'd be cool to have her type of abs I guess.

"She was gone find out eventually. Speaking of, damn friend, you done toned the fuck up." She pat my stomach, making me look at her like she was crazy.

"Did you not just hear a single fucking word I just said? Girl, she got me working the fuck out, I gotta have some definition with this nice ass face am I right?"

"Oooh, foot locker."

"Aye, I got a question."

She nodded. "Yeah?"

"Did you ever want me? Like at any point of us being friends?"

She shook her head. I scoffed. "The fuck."

"What? I didn't. I mean I've always thought you were cute, but I just...was never attracted to you."

I nodded. "Mmk, I'm hurt, but it's cool."

"Did you ever want me?"

I shook my head. "Nah. You not ugly or nothing, ass just wasn't big enough for me."

She burst out laughing. "Nicki do got a fat ass don't she?"

"Aye, don't be talkin bout my girl like that." She stale faced me, waving me off.