deez nutz

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after that horrifying moment of a near earthquake, the entire building was evacuated
except nela and ito of course since they were in the backs of the kitchen
they had no idea what was going on

nela: AOLENENEKQQNBWJLQBABWJQNQWBKWNWBQJKWJENEOWOWIUWYQBQKWJWJ
*she falls onto her knees and starts crying from laughing so hard*

ito gets even more infuriated and smacks nelas head
nela gets up and dashed ito into the oven

ito: mhm we're doing some hansel and gretel now aren't we? *smirk*
nela: ULAN ITO SHUT UP FAM

ito giggles and blasts out of the oven

ito: ayo is it just me or did the whole building go quiet..
nela: rah fam i hear sirens..
ito: LANNNNN I JUST WANTED SOME DAMN CHEESE
nela: i just wanted harry😔

when nela says this ito gets SO mad and dashes a bunch of iskender onto nela
nela is not mad..
she's mesmerised?

nela: woah.. *eats all the iskender*
ito: you good g? no normal person should be able to consume 69 gallons of iskender in approximately 44 seconds..

nela ignores ito and runs werewolf mode to find more iskender

ito: ULAN RELAX FAM
nela: NEVER THIS IS THE MOST dElIcIoUs *in italian accent* THING IVE EVER HAD

ito is now in tears, she still hasn't got her cheese
suddenly a deep version of god save the prom queen plays

nela is shookith and freezes on the spot
her timbers = shivered
ito is still infuriated and mid breakdown so that isn't the only thing that happens..
suddenly an entire zoo busts into the restaurant

ito: ALLAHUAKBAR NELA ITS YOUR PEOPLE THEYRE HERE FOR YOUUnela: AYOOOOO MY DRILLASSSS

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ito: ALLAHUAKBAR NELA ITS YOUR PEOPLE THEYRE HERE FOR YOUU
nela: AYOOOOO MY DRILLASSSS

but really it's not what nela and ito thought it would be..

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