I'm so "good" at writing. Anyways.
Here's the dip.
Taehyung was walking down the street because he lives a very boring life and he has absolutely nothing to live for. He began to walk with his feet and his legs obviously because how else would he get around?
Then he walked a good 0.1 miles because he is lazy and tired from his boring, tragic life. When he got that far from home, he got worried for his well being and wondered if he should walk home because he is afraid of strangers cuz his momma paranoid him.
As soon as he turned around, the scariest stranger of all appeared behind him.
"Hi, I'm Jeongguk," said the terrifying person with a cheesy grin that made Taehyung afraid for his actual life.
"Um.. Hi?" He said because he is a pussy. "Hi. What's your name?"
"I think I'm Taehyung, but you're really handsome so I forgot my name."
"Oh, okay. Hey, Taehyung, I think, then?"
"Hi, Jeongguk. I'm going home because you being here scares me."
"Oh, okay. Can I come with you?"
"No. The whole reason why I'm leaving is because you scare me."
"Oh. Can I have your number?"
"Yeah, yeah. Sure."
"It's +2 (an area code) (a number)"
"Cool. Thanks, I think, Taehyung!"
"Yeah, bye."
"Bye."
