Writing this made me realize how fucking vulgar I am 💀 Oh well...
Taehyung never sent the nudes and ignored Jeongguk for the rest of the day because now he has inner and outter trauma.
Instead he left his lame home again and it was dark outside and of course Tae is the biggest wimp, so he couldn't stand it and brought like 5 flashlights with him. (If ur afraid of the dark... well shit- ur a wimp, but I'm not gonna make fun of u bc yall are loved <33)
As he was walking this scary ass bitch named Jeongguk came behind him and jumped on him until that motherfucker was on the ground.
"What just happened?" Taehyung asked looking straight into the sexy ground.
"I put you on the floor which is where u deserve to be after ignoring me all day!!!"
"I hate you, scary stranger. How did you find me?" Taehyung asked bc he has nothing else to fucking say.
"Snapchat. Now get ur ass off the ground"
"How did u find my snapchat..."
"Lots of hacking and searching. Now why did u ignore me u motherfucker??"
"Because u sent me pictures of shit I ain't tryna see, buddy."
"Because ur sexy."
"Whatever."
Then Taehyung disappeared into thin ass air and who even knows where he went.
