Harry looked into the eyes of Olivia's ex-fiancé Jason Sudakis. "Jay Jay babe, this isn't right." Harry said sadly. "I'm with Olivia, I live for her and long for her. We can't hook up. We have a child together!"
Jason glared at Harry fiercely. "No no no. I am better for you, Harry poo. Olivia can't make you feel as good as I do. Come and taste my medicine babe."
Harry shook his head. "I'm sorry pookie bear. I can't do this to Olivia. She's my love!"
Jason rolled his eyes. "Whatever. You'd only be my side hoe anyways, I'm hooking up on the down low with Louis and his girlfriend Eleanor. We're a great threesome!"
"Hot damn!" Harry exclaimed. "Can Olivia and I make it a fivesome one day? Only if we all wear socks though. Otherwise it would be kind of sus."
Jason laughed. "Of course we wear socks! Louis is so homophobic. I asked him if he supported gay people and he said, 'The fact that you work for such a credible paper and you would talk such rubbish is laughable. I am in fact straight.' And then he said 'it's a church of burnt romances and I want to burn the gays!' He is crazy man, I tell you."
"Really?" Harry pondered thoughtfully. "That's not what he said in Dallas..."
"I don't know man." Jason said. "He's really weird."
"Yeah." Harry shrugged and then walked away. He was tired of talking to Jason, and he wanted to go see his lovely wife and son.
