Mostly Bat Kids

1. The Vase

"Jason! Give it back!" Stephanie screamed and chased after Jason Todd.
"Catch me if you can Blondie," he responded. They had a very chaotic chase all around the Wayne Manor.

While this chaos was happening, Dick and Barbara peacefully sat in the kitchen enjoying their cereal and toast respectfully.

Damian Wayne enters the kitchen, all fresh for some breakfast.
"TT-- what's up with those two?" He pointed at Stephanie and Jason.

"Jason stole Steph's secret diary. She seems pretty pissed about it." Barbara explained.
"Brown has a secret diary? She better not have written anything nasty about me," Damian said.
"I know she's written something about my ass. She said so herself, you know."  Dick said.

As he spoke, the three of them heard Jason yell and something shattering. They rushed to the corridor and saw Jason lying on the floor and Stephanie sitting on top of him holding a purple diary close to her chest. Around them were pieces of a very expensive vase scattered.

"What the heck!" Dick shouted.
"Steph, Jason. Do you have any idea what you've done?" Barbara said in a low and scared voice.

The both of them looked around and realised what they had broken.
"Oh you guys so screwed!" Dick said.

"Fuck! That's Alfred's favourite vase! Steph it's all your fault... If you would not have jumped on my back like that, then I wouldn't have fallen on the vase!" Jason shrieked.
Stephanie got off of Jason and said,  "How the heck is it my fault? You're the one who fell on it!"
Jason stood up and dusted off the small pieces of ceramic from his t shirt.

"What in the name of Merlin happened here?" An angry Alfred walked in to see his favourite antique broken.

There was pin drop silence.

"Well, I certainly need an explanation for this!" He said firmly.
Just then, a very tired and sloppy Tim appeared behind Alfred with messy hair and dark circles.

"Master Richard, Miss Gordon. Tell me who did this!" Said Alfred.

The kids looked at eachother and nodded. They all pointed at Tim and started talking all at once—

Jason: It was Tim! I fucking swear!
Damian: I saw him Pennyworth!
Stephanie: You know how clumsy he gets when he doesn't sleep...
Dick & Barbara: We just got here but we're 100% sure it's Tim who broke it.

Tim (confused by the accusations): What the damn hell?!