✭ 𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔣𝔦𝔱𝔰 ✭ [ dabi x black fem reader]

🍼⛓ 𝔭𝔞𝔯𝔱 𝔱𝔴𝔬⛓🍼

y/n: yuhhhhhhh we're having a girl!!!!

hawks: run me my money😗
(u a real one if yk the reference is from friday)

dabi: ...take this funky ass $50 idc😒

y/n: ouwe u finna go thru hell bae ns💀💀
(means no shade btw)

dabi: u think it's funny huh? bc she might not even have ur attitude she might have mine

y/n: plsssss u funny asf she's literally gonna be a mini version of me

dabi: in ur dreams bc-

y/n: shhh stfu my phone ringing
(u answered ur phone hearing nothing but static for a minute straight)

y/n: hello... is this a joke bc i'm finna hang up

stain: hello? hello n/n can u hear me?

y/n: chizome?! where are u are u ok??

stain: yes yes i'm fine i just broke out of prison tho

y/n: i- dat boy fresh out da pennn👴🏿
(pls bc i laughed to hard at this😭😭)

stain: yo stfu💀 where are u how have u been

y/n: absolutely great. i'm pregnant btw

stain: i beg ur pardon? .... i beg ur pardon?
(lmfaooooo the umar reference)

y/n: yeah u missed a lot bro but ima send u the address of the baby shower bc i wanna see u

stain: baby shower?! y/n so u mean to tell me-

y/n: byeeeee
(u hung up and sent him the address)

dabi: what was that about

y/n: stain broke out of prison that's what

dabi: how tf- nvm there's no tellin with him

y/n: yep,but how u feel abt us having a girl

dabi: i'm very happy bc honestly i always wanted a little baby girl so i can watch her grow into an amazing beautiful woman that's she's gonna be one day,and ofc protect her til the death of me

y/n: yessss she's gonna be so pretty and just perfect i can't wait

dabi: she is,just like u are
(he kissed ur forehead and u guys continued having fun at ur baby shower)
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a/n: no bc it was sooooo close y'all it was literally tied but then i was like ima just vote so it can be a tie breaker and i voted girl,don't dox me y'all😭🤚🏾