In this story Ultra Magnus is your guardian! Also you are Agent Fowler's child, your old guardian was Optimus but he transferred you to Ultra Magnus because he was busy leading the team.
(Y/N)'s POV
It was the 31st of March, the day before April Fools day! I hopped out of bed and grabbed my (F/C) backpack.
I went and grabbed a few stuff to get ready for some pranks for them to find tomorrow.
I packed up 2 rolls of duct tape, 3 rolls of clear wrap, few spray paint cans, some cooking oil and a bottle of Gatorade.
The next part would be hard, getting the paint buckets to dump on their helms. 'How would I get it past Ultra Magnus?' I have a great idea! I would be sleeping over at the base for a week so I could sneak it in my sleeping bag and luggage.
I quickly unzipped the luggage and put in one of the pink paint in my luggage and hid the other one in my sleeping bag. I heard Ultra Magnus honk from my room, I quickly Grabbed my luggage, backpack and sleeping bag and hurried downstairs.
I quickly hopped in to Ultra Magnus's vehicle mode. "Morning Shoulder Pads!" I greeted in a overly energetic tone just to annoy him. He groaned "My designation is Ultra Magnus, not Shoulder Pads." I held back a laugh, I could basically feel the disappointment radiating off him.
We arrived at base and I swiftly hopped out of his vehicle mode and did a overdramatic pose the gymnasts do when they finished their trick. Ultra Magnus transformed and walked over to Ratchet. I went over to the human area and set my stuff down.
I flopped onto the couch and and whipped out my phone and opened YouTube, I decide to watch Aphmau's minecraft series MyStreet. (Okay I'm a big fan of her so if you know this series then good job) 5 minutes later Miko and Raf arrived with their guardians.
Ultra Magnus had to go for patrol so I -being the best charge ever- decided to accompany him. I kept trying to make a conversation but he wasn't really talking much. After awhile I got bored and fell asleep in his vehicle mode.
~Timeskip to night time~
It was finally night and time for my plan to commence, all the bots were recharging except for 1. That one bot was Wheeljack, he had asked me about April Fools and I decided to get him to help set up the pranks.
We first we set up the easiest prank, Arcee's hers was a simple tripwire prank with bunch of clear wrap. Next was Bumblebee's, for Bee made the floor covered in oil so he would slip right after he woke up from recharge.
Then Smokescreen's, for him we would be dumping some food over him. We avoided Optimus because he already has enough on his mind. Bulkhead was next, Wheeljack choose to put sticky slime in a bucket to cover him with.
We saved the most dangerous ones for last. Ratchet and Ultra Magnus, For Ratchet Wheeljack hid his equipment all around the base. I secretly spray painted his wrenches neon pink and wrote "Wheeljack Was Here" on them.
We saved to best one for last. For Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack made a grenade that would explode glitter, we set up a big bucket of neon pink paint mixed with neon green slime and sequins. We wanted to do a little more but decided against seeing as we were already in BIG trouble and would have to clean it after.
I really hoped Ultra Magnus wouldn't get too mad at me for this. Wheeljack headed off to recharge, I realized we didn't do any pranks for the other humans so I used my left over tape and tape over the remote sensor and hid their video games at where Ratchet store his equipment.
After cleaning the rest of the evidence I headed to my area to sleep. I slowly drifted off to sleep thinking about tomorrow's consequences.
~THE NEXT DAY~
I woke up to Ratchet yelling and loud pedesteps, I pretend to still be asleep. I heard the pranks go off as everyone rushed out after hearing Ratchet yell. I slowly got up to look at the chaos I helped create.
"Oh wow what happened to you guys?" I said in a fake confused tone. "Ratchet found one of the wrenches and yelled "WHEELJACK!" I held in my laughs, everyone thought Wheeljack was behind this.
After poor Wheeljack got beaten by Ratchet we admitted what we did and why we did it. Yeah they were mad, like very mad, especially Ultra Magnus and Ratchet. Optimus was disappointed, Arcee was annoyed, Bulkhead wasn't surprised, Smokescreen was pouting, Bee was beeping angrily.
After a long lecture from Ultra Magnus, me and Wheeljack went to undo our pranks. Wheeljack took down the stuff and I mopped the floor. It was pretty tiring but I guess those were the consequences of pranking the team.
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I AM SO SORRY THIS IS LATE. I have been very busy with school so yeah hope you enjoyed!
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