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horsecock- which one of u fuckers switched my salt and sugar 🤨.

erwin smith- isn't that like illegal or sumn

wetter than the ocean- it was prob eren 🙃

anger issues go brr 🥶- JUST BC IM HIS ROOMATE DOESNT MEAN I WAS THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF DOING IT.

anger issues go brr 🥶- CONNIE CAME OVER LAST NIGHT INTERROGATE HIM.

messy hair don't care ✨- leave me out of this bro u know i only stopped bye for some condoms 😒

messy hair don't care ✨- thank you btw whore 😊

anger issues go brr 🥶- NP MAN I GOT U. GO GET THAT MILLION DOLLAR PUTHAYYYY

messy hair don't care ✨- YKNOW IT 🥺🙏🏽

cowgirl 😧- y'all got the same size dick?😧

doubleDdonuts🍒- MIKASA IDNWKDNQKWMWK

horsecock- lemme find out for ya 😏

anger issues go brr 🥶- don't u dare put ur filthy hands on me....

messy hair don't care ✨- ayo jean u can examine me 🥺

horsecock- rlly? 🥺🥺

mr clean- what the FUCK r y'all doing 😭

messy hair don't care ✨- mind ur business man 🙏🏽

horsecock- okay,,,, so i've seen eren naked on multiple occasions so i would say...... erens bigger 😩😩😩😩😩

anger issues go brr 🥶- LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

messy hair don't care✨- that don't mean SHITTTT

messy hair don't care ✨- i'm still big right? 🙁

doubleDdonuts🍒-🤥🤥🤥🤥

cowgirl 😧- 🤥🤥

wetter than the ocean- pinocchio type beat.

horsecock- yeah connie still a mf champ 😉💪🏽

sawneys daddy- nobody else concerned how they've seen eachother naked MULTIPLE times on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS???

mr clean- y'all not concerned that they ALL HAVE SEEN CONNIES DICK???

messy hair don't care ✨- like i said mind ur business man 🙏🏽

horsecock- damn y'all nosy today huh 😒

horsecock- oh YUH. BACK TO THE REAL TOPIC. MY SALT AND SUGAR WERE MIXED. ONE OF U SKANKY MFS PUT SALT INTO MY SUGAR CONTAINER.

horsecock- NOW MY FROSTED FLAKES TASTE HORRIBLE.

wetter than the ocean- oh u eat frosted flakes and put sugar in it every morning? that's crazy!!

horsecock- YEAH and some mf decided to switch my shit up just to mess with me. fucking asshole

doubleDdonuts- yeah what an asshole. 😥😥

horsecock- eren did u do it srly bro ?

anger issues go brr 🥶- dude i didn't. pinky promise.

sawneys daddy- AWWWW U GUYS PINKY PROMISE EACH OTHER STILL??? CUTEEE

anger issues go brr 🥶-😒😒

anger issues go brr 🥶- plus jean it isn't even that big of a deal....

horsecock- NOT A BIG DEAL??? YES IT IT.

horsecock- that was my last bit of frosted flakes and i'm BROKER THAN A MF AND CANT AFFORD ANOTHER BOX

cowgirl 😧- off brand frosted flakes literally taste the same and it's cheaper ....

horsecock- babe.... did u just disrespect frosted flakes lmfao???

mr clean- jfc it's just cereal ...

horsecock- JUST CEREAL? MF ITS MY DAY STARTER. UGHHH U CAN ALL FUCK UR SELVES.

[horsecock is offline]

wetter than the ocean- LMFAOOOOOOI

wetter than the ocean- i did NOT expect him to react like THAT OMLLLLL

wetter than the ocean- ERWIN U SAW THAT SHIT 😭

erwin smith - HELL YEAH. IM LITERALLY AB TO PISS MY FUCKING PANTSYDDFGJNKML

sawneys daddy- oh god u guys r hopeless.

anger issues go brr 🥶- ARMIN. ERWIN. YALL DID THIS SHIT??? BROOOOO. BUY HIM A NEW BOX HES FLIPPING OUT OVER CEREAL.

wetter than the ocean- the fuck?

wetter than the ocean- i'm broke too 😭

doubleddonuts 🍒- should've thought ab that before messing with jeans cereal 🤥

erwin smith- ight i'll buy it🙄


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just an fyi they're all around the same age in college!!! 😡

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 01, 2021 ⏰

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