Requested that we play hide and seek!
Dawson (Me): "Okay guys, you know the rules, let's play hide n' seek!"
Pyro: *claps happily* "Can I be it?"
Dawson: "Sure."
Pyro: "Alright, go hide, cause I'll be coming for you all!"
We all run off to hide as Pyro counts to 20. I'm hiding in a somewhat covered tree, Medic is on the roof of an old shed for storage, and Engie is in a cluster of bushes. Pyro finishes counting.
Pyro: "...20! Ready or not, HERE I COME!" *Walking around*
Dawson: *Whispering to myself* "Damn it, he's coming this way..."
Pyro: *Talking to himself* "Knowing Dawson, he's probably in a tree. Time to force him to come down..."
Pyro goes directly to the tree I'm in, hoping I'm in it, and pulls out his lighter.
Pyro: "Oh Dawsie! If you're up there, you better get down before I burn this tree to the ground!"
Dawson: "OH HELL NA- FUCK THAT-"
I jump out of the tree, and Pyro catches me.
Pyro: "Oh, I didn't expect you to be in this tree. Sorry for scaring you."
Dawson: "WERE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO BURN THE FUCKING TREE DOWN!?"
Pyro: "No! Of course not...April fools?"
Dawson: "I will murder your ass."
Pyro: *puts him down* "Sorry...wanna help me find Engie and Medic?"
Dawson: "I guess.."
~Time skip -After I find Engie~
Engineer: "Ah guess Medic is the only one left."
Dawson: "Yeah, let's look for him and tell him he won."
Pyro: *nods* "Let's split up."
~Time skip -After Pyro finds Medic~
Medic: "I guess I'm good at hiding."
Dawson: "Yeah, I think we have our winner."
Pyro: "This was fun, let's do that again some other day."
Dawson: "If you don't threaten to commit arson, then maybe-"
That was hilarious. I liked this. ^^ Thanks for daring us Thecaprion1228. Cya in the next chapter, folks!
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